Breaking! Women make men crazy sometimes, sun rises in East, sky blue. More at 11.

This list does not include The Big Bounce, and is therefore invalid. Don’t let the shitty movie fool you, the book is great.

Sometimes when I’m bored, I put on overalls and jump on turtles. I’m not welcome in area pet shops anymore.

Gotcha. Yeah, Enberg’s out. He announced a few weeks ago that he’s done after next year.

So are the Padres going to a 3 in the booth deal? Because there will be riots in the streets if Mark Grant is the odd man out.

Rex ryan left a whole closet full of Sanchez jerseys when he left. This is the best way to get rid of them.

My first car was an e39. So that. Ive been a spoiled, elitist asshole ever since.

I spent about 80 grand on a car once when I had about 80 grand to my name. If you’re in love with it, fuck it, drain the accounts. Your kids suck anyway, they don’t need no college.

You forgot ‘Make friends with a Cuban.’ The apocalypse would be nothing compared to the parts shortage they’ve had over there for the last half-century or so.

It would be as easy as eliminating blind-spots from cars, then making it so a 10 mph crash won’t rupture your spleen.

So there was this, a walk-off win, and a lady had a baby at the ballpark. As far as meaningless September games go, this one was a dandy.

Damn dude. That Airwolf chopper is all kinds of badass. I feel like that show would have been my shit if I had been aware of it.

Huh. I just got scienced.

Am I crazy or are those tires ridiculously skinny?

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Found some similar engineering in my dad’s boat when we did an engine swap.

Yeah dude. I feel like I should hate macklemore, but I just cant.

I bought a cadillac a few months ago, and rocked this shit on repeat for like a week straight after I bought it.

My love of Widgeons is well documented (and maybe, just maybe, the inspiration for this post). I spent a bunch of time in one up in Alaska when I was a kid. It’s amazing how much the world opens up to you when you climb in to one of these beauties.