Every 2006 M3 has an Ed Hardy-designed dragon stamped into the sheet metal underneath the sill protector on the driver-side door.

The flying car isn’t dead. In ten years, everyone will have one.

Pokey Reese

Id do burnouts in an F50, an F30, an F-150, or an F’in Pinto.

Lol. Fuck that noise. I have way too many nice things.

I’ve killed men for closing my doors by the window

No idea. The only parts I ever touch without a microfiber towel, scrub brush, or clothing as a buffer are the steering wheel and a few select buttons.

Dibs on the F40

You should make your kid work summers and buy their own car, then drive said car and total it shortly after your kid’s 16th birthday, then give him your wife’s e39 to replace the car you totaled to ensure that your child develops an unhealthy and very expensive BMW addiction that lasts the rest of his life. That’s…

The senile grandpa/goofy uncle dynamic that Enberg and Mark Grant have going for them is actually pretty fantastic.

It was a get-back call. Just before that pitch, Burnett balked picking off BJ Upton, and they didn’t call it.

LMAO! Good, reasonable people like you clearly underestimate the extent of the abuse terrible people like me lay on rental cars. I once entered a drift event in a FWD Mini Clubman. I once threw a Chevrolet Aveo into reverse at 50 just to see what would happen. I caught air on the road to Hana in Maui in a Nissan…

That’s terrible. I guess I actually haven’t driven around much in SF. I always park at a friends house in the East Bay and BART in because I refuse to pay $80 to park somewhere for the night. Never had a problem in Palo Alto though.

Pretty much just LA. I’ve driven around everywhere in California, and only had a problem in LA.

The girl’s blackness isn’t the issue, dude. I’ve heard of adoption. It’s just random that Jeff Goldblum has a daughter out of nowhere, who he kind of treats in a totally unfatherlike way through the entire movie, and who adds nothing to the plot.

I’ve lived in San Diego for a long time. Never had a front plate on my 911, M3, Corvette, or any of the several e39s I’ve owned over the years. Never had a problem.

Lol. No it’s not.

Yeah, but there was this weird scene, where Jeff was telling the girl she was supposed to be with someone else or something, and then he tried to ditch her ass without ever finding out where she actually was, allowing her to stow away with the expedition. Didn’t seem like a ‘this girl is legally my responsibility’…

Also, sorry for shitting all over your childhood.

Yeah. And taking a baby T-Rex to the trailer, and letting it wail away while people say stuff like ‘Other animals are going to hear this!’