Blasphemy back at you! It’s impossible to have any sympathy for these jackasses after all the stupid shit they do.

How weird is it that as I read the part about Vince Vaughn being saved from the dinosaurs, I was actually watching that scene? Blew my mind a little bit. Also, this movie sucks as hard as I remember it sucking.

I enjoy live music. Most genres. And I have learned that if the artist is drinky or hard-partyin’, you’re gonna want to go ahead and spring for good seats and premium parking. 95% of drunkenness that can make you have a bad time is happenning in the cheap seats, or the cheap parking.

Call me crazy, but that was the best golf-watchin’ I’ve ever seen. I’ve been wounded, and have been more or less confined to my couch for the last week, so I watched the entire tourney. I thought it was refreshing to see a course brutal enough to actually challenge the players. You saw a lot more strategizing, and a…

If you can watch this without screaming ‘America’, you’re a goddamn comuniss

BRB, going to go drive my Corvette for a little while

Monster Jam came to San Diego twice in like a 3 week span a few months ago. I went to the first one with my niece and 2 nephews. I went to the second one with 7 drunk dudes to kick off my buddy’s bachelor party. It was awesome both times. It is truly the motorsport for all occasions.

I got flamed pretty hard a couple months ago for my anti-proximity-key views. Good to see there are still some reasonable people out there.

I clicked on this thinking it would be a joke resembling:

Also, she had that ridiculous spearmint Murcielago. Because orange and yellow are for divorce lawyers.

A couple things:

In memorium, this picture has replaced the gorgeous 3.0 CSL that has graced my desktop for the last 2 years.

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I'm with you dude. Maybe it makes me a shitty person, but if you have 2 pounds worth of shit on your keychain, and it fucks up the ignition, and you're not a good enough driver to handle your car sans power steering and brakes, and you end up getting hurt, I have exactly zero sympathy for you.

The fact that you didn't even consider the Chevy SS speaks volumes about how awful of a job Chevy has done marketing said vehicle.

Just chiming in with a glaring omission.

So, I haven't seen anyone say singing yet. Maybe ya'll are way too cool for me, but on a nice sunny day (which is most of them in wonderful San Diego), I'll drop the windows, slide back the sunroof, crush some on-ramps, and fuckin' belt out whatever I'm in the mood for. Wu-Tang, Johnny Cash, Frank Sinatra, AC/DC, it…

One of the proudest moments of my life was shortly after I purchased my M3, and I had a buddy of mine, who flies F/A-18s for a living, begging me to slow down as I shredded tires in the Sports Authority parking lot.

I haven't been able to watch AL games since I was like 12 years old and developed the smallest appreciation for the strategy of baseball. 75% or more of AL games come down to both teams just throwing their 9 best hitters out there and managing the bullpen. And it's not just in-game stuff. Building a successful NL…

This happened to my dad once. Fun Fact! Gamakatsu makes very sharp hooks. Fun Fact #2! It is very difficult to push a fish hook through a human fingernail, and doing so is very painful for the owner of said fingernail.