The problem with Ferrari is that they're super secretive. The unwashed masses don't get anywhere near the access you get with the smaller guys.

If Pagani hasn't changed too much in the last decade or so, then definitely them. We got hung up at Ferrari and showed up after the last tour group had left.

I'm with you. He's fast approaching Krashy Kyle territory among NASCAR's most annoying drivers.

Go Comcast!

I think we can all agree that turkey bacon is basically the bronze medal of bacon.

It's nice to see that BMW's legacy of all-out, scorched-earth, no-compromise overkill is alive and well.

The first time Fallon shuts the fuck up for 2 minutes is the first time I laugh at his show. What a weird coincidence.

Danny Woodhead makes it work

Nah. Too long. Nobody's going to read it.

I prefer my vehicle not to be sentient.

Our hero jumps into his sensible hatchback, and jams the pedal to the floor! The car hesitates for a split second as several computers work together to determine the most reasonable manner in which to apply the traction control, and he sets off at a sensible clip.

How about just let people know it exists. I drove one, and I'm thinking pretty seriously about buying one. It really is great to drive. But when I told my kind of casual-car-guy friends I test drove an SS, pretty much all of them said something like, 'SS what? Camaro SS?' If people don't even know the thing exists,…

I think this is more akin to buying a box of McNugs and putting a Katy Perry sticker and some glitter on the box before you dig in. If you would still say you 'made' dinner in such a scenario, I'll meditate for a while on the subjectivity of the English language and go about my day.

I feel like I saw a movie where the plot was a near-identical, but slightly dated, version of this story. There was some big Italian guy in it, slurred his words a lot. Fell in love with the chick at the pet shop. Wish I could remember the title.

You're right to an extent. But BMW got where it is by putting nothing but great cars on the road. That's how they gained such a loyal following and built their reputation. You knew when you got behind the wheel of a Bimmer, it would be great to drive. It's not like that anymore. Most of their new cars I've driven have…

I think we're using the term 'made' a bit loosely. Looks like Cigarette made it, and Benz just slapped some vinyl on that bitch. They didn't even bother to stitch a logo onto the seats.

That's what sucks dude. The typical BMW buyer buys his car not caring about or appreciating the performance, then gets rid of it after a while. So there's this huge market of great BMWs for dirt cheap. You can get a good e39 540 or e46 330 (both of which I would rather drive than most of the current cars in their…

Any F1 car. Doubt there's even room to fly solo. Although the new ones have incorporated various apparatuses (apparati?) to help spice things up.

She's the most popular race car driver in America, and Indy is bleeding. I'm sure they would welcome her back with open arms.

I kind of agree. I saw her race Indy a couple times at Homestead, and she was actually pretty good. Definitely not what I would call a top-tier driver, but she didn't look hopeless like she does in NASCAR. I think she could have benefit a lot from some time in trucks and Nationwide cars.