Well said, Brian Dennehy.

I don't know, man. Seems like a bit of a reach.

It's true, we Corvette drivers are real... cavemen. Sorry.

This is the one time I actually thought she had a shot to finish in the top 10.

Ok, let's see:

Leave Britney alone.

They're probably just stockpiling cardboard in their quarters so they have something to either burn when the heat fails, or sleep under when the roof caves in.

At least now he's symmetrical.

Motorhome dude. Pay attention.

They probably should have like, asked a lawyer, before they did the Dumb Starbucks thing. Cuz they're doing the parody thing very wrong. Hope that sign wasn't too expensive. They'll be needing a new one soon.

Yeah, the whole truck being in Europe thing kind of torpedoes my original statement.

True. I just assumed the truck is in the US. Doesn't say in the article.

Awesome. I love it. That said, you're going to need parts. Weird, specialized, Soviet parts. If you can get them at all, they're going to be crazy expensive. Probably takes specialized knowledge to work on this thing too, which will not come cheap. I doubt this will be a money-saver.

That picture is chock full of good value.

You nailed it man. They don't maintain their cars because they're poor. Just like non-gearhead 26 year olds, 34, year olds, and 41 year olds didn't maintain their cars when they were 19 because maintaining a car can be expensive, and 19 year olds don't have any money.

I like how the article is all 'Hey, this looks like it might perform really well, let's wait and see.'

It would probably work pretty good in the sand

I think that's supposed to say 'Up for Auction', but I like your way better. Isn't it nice when things just work out?

This model is irrelevant because it doesn't factor in the joy of watching Sad Eli.