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A spice joke, how oregano.

It's pretty accurate considering Golden State got smoked last night.

Don't worry. Goodell has already suspended the account.

Imagine the recoil if that was a blackboard.

Depends on the Numbers, I’d say.

Full Metal Jousting. It didn’t catch on.

I think the Bucks are OK. When the scammer saw one of the names listed as “Giannis Antetokounmpo”, he figured the Bucks’ employee was wise to his scam and just sending fake info.

Hello, I am Nigerian Director of Basketball Scouting. We have 7 foot center who averages 8 blocks a game and shoots 45% from 3 pt range. Please send us your Milwaukee Bucks roster and bank account numbers to verify compatibility of financial systems.

First good trade for the Dallas Cowboys in years.

There is a lot of other interesting stuff in the complaint, like Walters allegedly using “Dallas Cowboys” as the code name for Dean Foods ...

Law and Order: Special Sauce Unit

The thought of Bartolo Colon: Deadbeat Dad makes me sad, but the thought of Bartolo Colon: Attorney at Law makes me happy.

“Durrr, I thought it was BWM Mersedes Bends.”

He violated one of the unwritten rules by hitting a home run while a member of the San Diego Padres.

You’d think the Indians would know to protect their scalps.

So, I guess this is why they should wear helmets?

“Well we’ve clocked the tortoise at 1 mile per hour...”

He was wrong. Some things are best kept away from the public...

Grew up playing soccer and watching it. Then I found hockey and the speed of the game pretty much ruined me watching soccer. Too slow. Of course I watch baseball so that nullifies any rational thought i may have.