My buddy’s uncle, Tom, said he’s voting for Trump.

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

Can we hire this grounds crew for the Pro Bowl?

Give them a break, it has to be difficult to plan for a regularly scheduled, annual event.

Well they could have dressed someone in the stands... If someone had been in the stands.

Sponsored by Takata.

Is Bryan Singer giving that young man a footrub?

One’s for your soda, one’s for your road soda.

Of course he’s full of shit, every single thing he says is a stupid lie. He’ll never debate Clinton in any kind of real neutral setting, he’ll only do it if he can arrange for a moronic circus scene full of screeching idiots who roar over his spastic twitching and dopey insults. He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a…

I’ve noticed is that in America, when people feel like a person is below them, not just in numbers but in general, they will kind of talk you up. But then when you get up to the same level or maybe even higher, they get in attack mode; they are maybe not as supportive.

“Why would we want Jesus over Tom?" -Bill Simmons

SPORTS REPORTER: Who will be your starter Week 5?
BELICHICK: Jesus Christ
SPORTS REPORTER: So Tom Brady is the definite choice?

What are the odds he takes a shortcut and becomes a policeman?

Hey, speaking of weirdo photos ... Where is his daughter in the mirror??? And who is the boy who appears in the mirror but not the photo???? Demons? Crazy camera photos? Proof of extraterrestrial life? It’s hard to say.

Had this ready to post but with Keeneland, nice work.

fielders shifted to left field when he batted

Pretty racist you left out swimming.

Curling and Badminton.