That poor moose. Trust me, I know all about the struggles of living with three legs.
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That camouflage scheme...
“Hey, do you see anything strange?”
“You mean a big pile of leaves and branches buzzing across the ocean at 30+ knots?”
“Yeah!”
“No.”
Hit in the face by Blair Walsh’s kick
Makes sense, seeing as both take about 14 shots before they get a point
He also forgot which foot he had a bone spur in.
He’s a pudgy pussy beloved by other pudgy pussies. All fucking talk. Take away his solid gold toilet seat and he’d scream and weep like a baby.
To be fair, brain damage likely accounts for over 50% of his support.
You heard about my sex tape?
You mean “B-Spøq” ?
Yeah, but how far can he pu ...
Woo! 7-1 lead, no way the Nats could screw this u—*checks box score* SHITTING SHIT SHITTERS!
Phil's belt buckle makes its first appearance of the day.
I honestly don't even understand how people can be excited about sportscars when the could drive in something like that.
They're probably also quite pleased their investment is protecting himself.
Hopefully they won't suffer a career ending Red Rover injury in the next few years.
I think the affordable, lightweight, front-wheel drive coupe segment should return. I miss cars like the Prelude, MX-6, Celica, Integra, and Corrado.
Too bad this would never work for the Falllllllllllcons.