Low hanging fruit, man.

I have to fix about four of five fax machines per week here in N.Y. as they’re still very widely used in healthcare, as well as the other industries mentioned. Pharmacies, doctor’s offices, and hospitals heavily rely on this outdated (and usually unsecure) technology. I’d love nothing more than to throw the lot of…

Yeah, as long as you don’t want more than 12psi above 4500 rpm without an air-to-water. That little thing does spool like, NOW!

Calling the MKIV golf garbage is finally it - I fully forgive you for the “i8 is the new Countach” thing.

Somehow I lucked in to a building with eight off-street parking spots which are FREE to use! I’ve kept a pickup truck in Queens for almost a year now.

Wait, you already have a track shell?

They actually don’t rust that aggressively when you seal the bolt-in tail lights to the body with silicone. If you don’t, that trunk becomes a swamp. Sunroof issues with these cars are pretty universal to the period.

What I meant to say was: “Please don’t encourage my subconscious, it wants to build Racecar from whatever parts it can reach at any time.”

Man, don’t say things like this to me. I’ve already got a pickup that never gets used, that just sits in Queens like a refugee waiting for clearance to go to work.

They had that sweet S/R model with all of those aftermarket performance parts as standard, too.

No, you got me. That one was just a Neon, a Caravan, a PT Cruiser, an SRT-4, and a stratus mashed-up. The other 15 Neons did contribute their souls, though.

Yes

No, they’re steel - but you’d be stealing this guy’s thunder away from the comment by correcting that!

When you grow up in the middle of nowhere and you’re not interested in trees or foliage - you’ve got to find other ways to entertain yourself. That’s all I can say.

In a row.

I bought several for less than $250. Most lateral grip per penny - easy.

I’ve owned 16 of these. They’re easy to flip for cash because they’re cheap to fix and good guiltless fun to abuse.

More like mid-day shift. Jalopniks gotta weekend hangover, doesn’t it?

*RWD LSD car. Peg-legs drive in circles.

I liked the intent with the radio rule, but the execution and enforcement was a disaster.