79SemiFinalist
79SemiFinalist
79SemiFinalist
Becoming Ugly

In 2001, when I was about 14 years old, my male friends invented a game that went like this: one of them—and it was

IS THAT DIANNE WIEST?

Oooooooooooo. Miley.

YES! I have been waiting for this moment for soooo long!

As much as I loved Peggy’s swagger I fear things will not end well for her either. They wouldn’t forget to give her an office if they truly respected her, and it’s clear that Libby Blum and Karen Schmidt are out to steal Peggy’s accounts. I still hold out a tiny hope of Joan and Peggy opening a firm together. Given

Peggy’s swagger while walking down the hall (sunglasses indoors and a cigarette hanging off her lip) was the best thing ever.

Kickstarter itself isn't a scam. I've backed many successful projects. But it can be used for nefarous purposes, and there is risk associated with backing a project. But to call Kickstarter a scam is just wrong.

I'll just stick with the comic.

I can't stop watching it. Every second is pure perfection. Even the background characters contribute to the plot in a super significant way

god dammit that does make sense

To be fair, he lives in a ball pit at a local Chuck E. Cheese's, so reluctantly I have to side with him on his proper title here, Anna.

I might use a different name than "TerrorBallz" if I was going around lecturing folks about feeling silly

I was reading this all like "Right on Kate, this is funny and could almost be a real bio for a Bachelor contestant, but I love the absurd pieces dropped in here and there, haha."

I'm not even remotely excited about this color. I was hoping for something in the blue family - maybe a cobalt? Also, Marsala is a hideous color when you look at the actual swatch instead of the flotsam in the photos:

YOU CHOOSE TO DO IT, THOUGH! Doesn't count! Also: it's all about me!

What?! I die first in 2 out of 3.

How is it that I die first in almost every scenario? I feel like I should have at least been able to murder Kelly or Anna at least ONCE.