Oh is there peace in the Middle East? I had no idea!

Based on how Dershowitz himself described the encounter, I think it’s more accurate to say Dershowitz accosted David. Because apparently what happened was Dershowitz saw David in the store and said hello to him, and David ignored him and walked away, and Dershowitz followed him with the “We can still talk” bullshit.…

If Trump escaped impeachment twice, then Cuomo probably will too. This country has a terrible record of holding men accountable, and Cuomo knows it. Only one New York governor has been impeached and that was almost a century ago.

Sure. Good. Great. I mean why the fuck not? At this point she’d be the intellectual and moral touchstone of the GOP.

Well, go ahead and set us up! 

Yup. When I was five I stole a bunch of jellybeans from a bag my mom had socked away in the laundry room for Easter. When she taxed me with it, I claimed that someone must have broken in and stolen them. Five year-old me STILL had better lies than these numbskulls.

Holy Christ those two need so much help.

Somewhere, a Wal-Mart is emptying.

Yeah, but this is also a community that thinks posing proudly with large dead fish is a way to hook (pun intended) babes, soooo.....

If I still did online dating, I’d require my dates to have participated in the January 6 riots before messaging me.

I think in this case it’s projection about the kind of babes the strapping Texan in the article was hoping to find...

...wth his metal whip (who knew there was such a thing!) and pepper spray.

Wow. It's almost like bragging about your treason sleepover isn't the way to hook babes. 

what amazes me is that a lot of the traitors were posting on social media as it was happening.  Yet the FBI can’t find them somehow?

Way to read the room, buddy. Most of the country is not impressed with the insurrection cosplay convention.

Beat me to it.  

Follow. The. Money.

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I would knock the shit out of lindsey graham to the point where he couldn’t see straight or wipe himself for a single corn chip.

Red sandals, and they’re actually super comfy.