There are people who say “you can’t judge a book by the cover”

They can do something about it or shut the fuck up.

I eagerly await their response.

In all fairness, no one questions why Ann Coulter isn’t married and doesn’t have kids because she’s a dried up ghoul who’s dead inside and consumes her sex partners.

Oh, it’s not about the party, I think. It’s about hewing to churchy traditions that align with Jesus’ famous speech: “Yea, bitch, maketh unto me a sandwich.”

“No one ever questions why Ann Coulter isn’t married and doesn’t have kids”

Chris Evans to Brie Larson to Chadwick Boseman and Elizabeth Olsen,

Well, if this guy can’t hook up, what chance do any of us have?

Bootleg wolverine is a moron.

Wish Wolverine!

Dollar Tree Wolverine got no game. 

He should’ve stuck with womenwholovemuttonchops.com.

You’re underestimating how good Youtube is at segmenting people and driving engagement by feeding people a steady stream of content that is similar to what they watch and like.

I’m shocked that his dollar store Wolverine looks weren’t enough to get a date.

I would be 0 percent surprised if it is now a “thing” among reactionary idiots because the rest of us are saying “please don’t do this, it is stupid and dangerous and could harm the environment and also kill someone.”

Probably? I can’t be bothered to try to suss out what the fuck is going on in their heads anymore. After the mask shit, jan 6th and fucking everything regarding race and immigration, i’m fucking done.

Seriously. Can we maybe, possibly, talk about why the fuck something like Tannerite is legal and maybe consider closing the absolutely stupid loophole that the article mentions?  Jesus.

Glad to see Star Burns is still getting work

this fucking country, I swear.

You’re even cuter than I pictured! ♡