This fucking guy. As Governor of Massachusetts, he punched the clock for four years, taking credit for universal health care in the state thinking it would help his national profile. Then when he found that the goober primary voters didn’t want to hear about health, he said ‘fuck health care, let’s triple Guantanamo…

He is at least sensible enough to go on tour with a woman no reasonable male would touch.

I wonder how Gaetz is going to get his hair and facial products smuggled into prison?

And Dance played Lord Mountbatten in “The Crown” so he’s basically been cos-playing royalty for a while now.

Sorry, the Soprano crime family was fundamentally less dysfunctional than the New York Knicks.

I work in community theater. I put in my bio a “Law & Order” credit just for Lulz.

Wow, that picture is not doing William any favors.

If there is a trial, I want Sasha Baron Cohen to dress up as Borat and demand to be called as a witness.

In other news: The feds raided Giuliani’s home and office.

Here’s actual footage of Italiano and her editor putting this story together.

Yeah, your post “Post” job prospects might be better if you had quit before committing journalist malpractice rather after the fact, when it is broadly well known that what you wrote is bullshit.

Agreed. Naming a 4 year old “Top Josh” is kind of sweet and shows that this was a good natured event. Hardly the worst thing on the internet.

Being a Republican he probably just assumed that Abrams would respond with a bunch of emotional, button pushing nonsense aimed at her core supporters instead of laying out a thoughtful, fact oriented counter argument.

Well what do you know. The reporter who wrote the story resigned yesterday, saying she had been forced to write it.

That’s right. For reasons.

I wish someone would punch Tucker Carlson in the face everyday after lunch. (And after breakfast, and dinner, and every time he goes to the bathroom.)

Another band name: Jenneration B.

Must be very confusing when you’re trying to figure out which towel is yours.

Setting aside the fact that it is an outright lie, where was the concern about taxpayer dollars when the orange shit-gibbon was bilking us for millions when he spent a year of his term golfing?