The last time this happened, two enterprising young ladies in our region took the carcasses, laminated them, and started selling them as earrings.

I read an article in March that adding a type of seaweed to a cow’s fodder will cut the animal’s methane production by as much as 82%.

Excellent use of the laughing Rodan gif.

I remember reading somewhere that mushrooms were his drug of choice when he was writing.

I suppose Paulina is going to have to learn to walk and talk while spitting out complicated ideas in a hyper-caffeinated speaking pace.

I love it when these boobs step out of their self-validating social bubbles and come hard up against the real world. They must feel like Alice in Wonderland, in the version where Alice is a complete fucking asshole.

“You look up into the stands and see your girlfriend on the opposition’s side—that’s one hell of a tough thing to swallow.”

Agreed. It seems the only real purpose of this stuff is to remove idiots, (and innocent bystanders), from the gene pool.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen the Dunning/Kruger effect so brilliantly summed up in a single mugshot. 

That’s womenwholovebaddyejobmuttonchops.

That reminds me. The actor who played Cousin Itt in the Addams Family passed away.

You mean a writer who was obsessed with his penis wrote a biography about an author who was obsessed with his penis? Color me shocked.

“Garland said the civil investigation will examine whether the Minneapolis police have engaged in excessive force or discriminatory conduct or unlawfully abused those with mental health illness or physical disabilities.”

Waffle House issues strongly worded statement on the Rape of the Sabine Women.

You neglected to mention the appetite suppressing candy that came out in the late 70's and whose name was an unfortunate homophone for a public health catastrophe.

Thank you. It is appreciated.

I had a friend who was hospitalized with Covid, the full experience, intubated for four days, in hospital for two weeks. We all feared he wouldn’t make it, but the folks at Mass General pulled him through. He was sent home, was receiving daily visits from a registered nurse, and putting out videos thanking us for all…

Just for today, we’re a better country,

Gun nuts, circus freaks, and their harassed, overmatched zoo-keeper.

It’s weird to think what would have happened if the mango shitgibbon had kicked it back then. Pence takes over, presides over the happiest period of ‘mourning’ in American history, loses the election in a landslide, peaceful transition of power, Republicans desperately trying to keep a straight face when saying how…