I’m shocked she didn’t use the opportunity to hawk stupid shit to her idiot followers.

You are not alone in this desire.

I wouldn’t be surprised if the beat down he got in prison back in 2010 was from a guy who was hired by one of his former “investors.”

A figure dressed in overalls and a helmet was then said to have emerged from the bottom of the vehicle, before Briggs was knocked off his bike and pinned to the ground by ‘an unseen force’.

Rarely does one see such a breathtaking combination of criminal incompetence matched with such an industrious and dedicated work ethic. It must have been hard for the Feds to keep track of all the shit this guy was into.

A rim shot from Kevin is the best.

C’mon, Trump. Just deliver the Coup de Grace on this chuckle head. Say something like, “I understand that Matt Gaetz is in a lot of trouble, but I don’t know the details about it because we were never really that close.”

It must appear to Gaetz that everyone he knows is getting smaller, given how many people are backing away from him.

As soon as the Jets traded Sam Darnold to the Panthers, I knew that Prince Phillip was a goner.

Seems to me there was show on Broadway recently that was pretty popular with just about everyone and while it showed the founding fathers as complicated people, George Washington came out of it looking pretty good.

Or this.

For fuck’s sake. When your 99 and you die, you can factor in leaving the window open at night as a cause of death.

Here’s how you handle it. Hire a PR firm made up of Trump idiots.

The best impersonation of Phillip was John Cleese in “Time Bandits”. Cleese based his portrayal of Robin Hood on him.

“On every occassion (sic) he has treated each and every one of us with respect. Thus, we uniformly reject these allegations as false.”

This entire story is just a bottomless well of stupid.

It’s a money grab. Parscale see someone with high name recognition who will generate lots of cash that he can helpfully skim his cut of it.

And Clint Eastwood, who became Mayor of Carmel by the Bay. He served a single two-year term, mostly to support small business but with an emphasis on environmental protection.

“We love the poorly educated.” A Fat, Orange, Grifting Gas-Bag

It’s a money grab. The second volume will be titled “I Was Q All Along.”