You neglected to mention the appetite suppressing candy that came out in the late 70's and whose name was an unfortunate homophone for a public health catastrophe.

Thank you. It is appreciated.

I had a friend who was hospitalized with Covid, the full experience, intubated for four days, in hospital for two weeks. We all feared he wouldn’t make it, but the folks at Mass General pulled him through. He was sent home, was receiving daily visits from a registered nurse, and putting out videos thanking us for all…

Just for today, we’re a better country,

Gun nuts, circus freaks, and their harassed, overmatched zoo-keeper.

It’s weird to think what would have happened if the mango shitgibbon had kicked it back then. Pence takes over, presides over the happiest period of ‘mourning’ in American history, loses the election in a landslide, peaceful transition of power, Republicans desperately trying to keep a straight face when saying how…

I’m shocked she didn’t use the opportunity to hawk stupid shit to her idiot followers.

You are not alone in this desire.

I wouldn’t be surprised if the beat down he got in prison back in 2010 was from a guy who was hired by one of his former “investors.”

A figure dressed in overalls and a helmet was then said to have emerged from the bottom of the vehicle, before Briggs was knocked off his bike and pinned to the ground by ‘an unseen force’.

Rarely does one see such a breathtaking combination of criminal incompetence matched with such an industrious and dedicated work ethic. It must have been hard for the Feds to keep track of all the shit this guy was into.

A rim shot from Kevin is the best.

C’mon, Trump. Just deliver the Coup de Grace on this chuckle head. Say something like, “I understand that Matt Gaetz is in a lot of trouble, but I don’t know the details about it because we were never really that close.”

It must appear to Gaetz that everyone he knows is getting smaller, given how many people are backing away from him.

As soon as the Jets traded Sam Darnold to the Panthers, I knew that Prince Phillip was a goner.

Seems to me there was show on Broadway recently that was pretty popular with just about everyone and while it showed the founding fathers as complicated people, George Washington came out of it looking pretty good.

Or this.

For fuck’s sake. When your 99 and you die, you can factor in leaving the window open at night as a cause of death.

Here’s how you handle it. Hire a PR firm made up of Trump idiots.

The best impersonation of Phillip was John Cleese in “Time Bandits”. Cleese based his portrayal of Robin Hood on him.