My female friends hate it when they walk by a construction site and the workers there yell things like, “Hey, did you know that Adams passed the sedition Act of 1798 that prohibited the publication of false, scandalous, and malicious writing about the President and Congress, but deliberately omitted the Vice…

Oh, he’s never going to run for anything, at least not while his malignant father is still alive. Much better to throw together some half-assed PAC and grift off the suckers than to attempt a run, get your ass handed to you, and then have to explain to pops how you only got 35% in your Senate race for New York.

It’s actually quite remarkable how pleasant and conventional the decorating looks when she puts absolutely no thought into it and lets her staff handle the arrangements. 

Personally, I expect him to abruptly fly out of D.C. to Mar-a-Lago one night like some dictator fleeing a coup.

They should bury him at the border when he shuffles off his mortal gas-bag and leave him as a silent sentinel for all time, on guard against brown drug dealers and rapists.

I remember reading a book by Katherine Hepburn who said that when they filmed “The African Queen” in the Congo, the only people who didn’t get sick during the shoot were John Huston and Bogart possibly because of the amount of alcohol they consumed.

I don’t believe it would get to the Supremes, but honestly, I would like to see Rudy pull that Negative Universe Atticus Finch defense.

If I found a genie and the genie granted me three wishes, my first wish would be to be able to tell Waddles to his face: “Your father thinks that you’re a loser.”

Be aware that there was something called “The Nero Decree” at the end of World War II. I don’t think Trump is going to physically destroy infrastructure, but I definitely think he’s going to try to drag as many people down with him as he can.

I think she’s using this as an excuse to go into hiding after Sydney Powell threated to blow up Georgia and Loeffler took it literally.

Well, the half-life of a complete crack pot is pretty short these days, especially if you go with you A material right out of the gate. Once you’ve implied that a dead for seven years Latin dictator had some influence on an election in 2020, you’re pretty much left with knock-knock and mother in law jokes.

I’m fortunate to live in a county that does take mask wearing/social distancing seriously. We also have the oldest average age range per capita in the state, which itself is heavily Democratic. Compared to other places, we have not been hit nearly as hard. The fact is, people take it seriously here because people know…

No, I don’t want him to die. When his pop drifts into imbecility, and he gets the business, I want him to be very much alive when the combination of the Trump ‘brand’ sliding into irrelevance, and Donnie Jr.’s epic incompetence leads to failure, lawsuits and bankruptcy. 

I played pompous ass in a play once. The character was a blowhard with a high opinion of himself. Whenever the character had some vacuous, semi-profound observation to make, I always had him raise his hand with a pointed index finger to underline his point, because that’s what empty headed, shallow, gasbags do in…

I think people need to fully comprehend what happened yesterday. The President’s lawyer, who previously helped to get him impeached, who tried to push an “October Surprise” so lacking in credibility that no credible news outlet would carry it, who was caught trying to seduce a woman who he thought was underaged in a…

I love this. Seriously, I wish I could say something pithy, but.. what?

Not haunted by his conscience, haunted by actual people. Even if it’s by people giving him the shit-heel look everywhere he goes.

Miller needs to be haunted for the rest of his life. Any company that hires him, any place he goes, any appearance he makes, he needs to know that what he did during his monstrous tenure is never going to be forgotten.

He’ll still get his horde to send him pocket change, but not enough to keep him in the style he’s accustomed to. 

I honestly don’t, at least not as much as his predecessors. Sure, he may get a few, but his unhinged ranting may draw a lot lumpenproletariat, but it’s going to get old quickly in the professional money set.