Seriously, fuck the media, and Biden isn’t that stupid.

It’s going to be a great library, the greatest library. Full of the best words.

Actually it’s a Library of Sandwiches. The stacks smell awful.

He’s even got his own little drunken Goebbles standing by him ‘til the end.

That Ned Staebler quote automatically qualifies him as the greatest Ned in history. I mean, that was EPIC.

People imagine that he’s still going to be a force when leaves, but I’m starting to believe that he is spent.

If I was in the fight of my political life, I would definitely pay what amounts to $7.3 million a year to a lawyer with a disordered brain, zero credibility in his field, and a heavy drinking problem.

I’m wondering if Lame Duck l’orange is setting up some sort of transactional end game. Like “I’ll leave if you cover all my outstanding debts, or grant me immunity from prosecution.”

I think that as soon as the election was called for Biden, Ivanka realized, before her doofus brothers did, that the fight was on for the top spot in their father’s will.

Hey, let them live in New York if they can put up with the idea that any place they eat will leave them wondering if their meals came with a seasoning of bodily fluids.

I am shocked, shocked I tell you, to discover that this family of grifting, racists pigs are a bunch of grifting, racist pigs!

Every time I see Lindsey Graham, I keep remembering that “Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil” is a non-fiction novel, because, god dammit, Lyndsey’s repressed homosexuality, self-loathing, and growing drinking problem would fit right in with that crew.

Or they use the “Tucker Carlson defense,” that “given Mr. Carlson’s reputation, any reasonable viewer ‘arrive[s] with an appropriate amount of skepticism’ about the statement he makes.”

I think he meant to say, “Should the people of Michigan rise up against their Governor?”

“Lame Duck a l’Orange” is the greatest nickname I’ve heard in four years.

Coups require an enormous amount of communication and coordination, which is not a hallmark of this massively dysfunctional set of clowns. Trumps legal team is falling apart and now he’s put Rudy Giuliani in charge of it, to, I don’t know, hold more dildo adjacent news conferences.

Side note: “like those pathetic 20-year olds who still visit their old high school at lunch.”

He lamented that being against gay marriage is now a sign that one is an asshole. “Until very recently, that’s what the vast majority of Americans thought,” Alito said. “Now it’s considered bigotry.”

I hope that Thomas has a massive coronary and Biden puts Obama on the Supreme Court.

Thank you. It’s like the server coming around every five minutes and asking you if you would like to try the fried grasshoppers.