Ehm, no. That would’ve most likely been a serious breach of Swedish law and government procedure, and hopefully would then have resulted in several criminal cases against those releasing A$AP. 

I think many would like to shoot a torpedo the exhaust port of can-I-have-no45-the-word-salad-please.
god damn that sounded sexual, now i have to take a shower

I mean, both me and my friends also say “If you listen to the internet...”. But when we use that phrase we are blatantly ironic, and I had actually never considered that it was possible to say that unironically, unless one was on the run from the dementia ward... oh, ok, never mind.

If I were a vetrinarian, I would break out the heavy tranq gun as soon as I saw those fledermausscheisseverrückt eyes of his.

Actually, the adlibbing it is a common myth. The original speech was longer, but Hauer felt it did not work, so the night before shooting the scene he cut it harshly, and added the last lines:
All these moments will be lost in time
like... tears in rain
Time to die

Blood of Heroes is my absolute favourite sports movie!!

I am sitting in a café and just saw this from friends on facebook, and Battys final words roll up, unbidden and perfectly in my mind, while I fight to keep the just as unbidden tears from rolling down my face...
I wish it was raining.

Seriously, many of these raving lunatics don’t have the skills or talent to get another job that nets them $174,000 a year.

co-o-o-o-o-lllllooooscopy. Ouch, that was hard to get out.

Damn, now I want someone to mix a high dose brown acid into his adderall. It can’t be any worse than what we have, and it might be more fun to watch.

She’s 16. She has been on the planet for 16 years. Would you let your 16 year old plan your family’s yearly budget, for example? Lol, get a grip people.

Wait, no, this is just a script from a hollowood movie. I am certain of it, because I caught the obvious unreality here :
“After his daring rescue attempt, the brave son said he fully expected to be arrested once he reached the ground. Instead, a police officer on the scene sympathized with Jermaine’s situation and…

No problemo, there’s enough differences between US and Swedish juridical systems to be quite confusing!
The ‘fun part’ is that we in Sweden are so deeply steeped in US movies and TV, that we often think our system works like yours! As in people here expecting the cops to read them the Miranda, for example....

depends on if one has ovary envy

tl;dr - one can be held in ‘häkte’ (custody before trial) for years in Sweden, although it is not very common. I do not know of a strictly formal limit to the possible length of the ‘häkte’ custody.

So, (not so) shortly:

I can promise you that there are many porn genres that manages to combine several of these into not only the same movie, but the same sex scene.

Or a heat thunderstorm with lightening. Mmmm, the smell of flash-fried lard.

ooh, I will do this with my last bit of the objectively best orange marmelade ever made :)
But which kind of booze? Straight vodka? Light rum? Or the stupid strong 80 proof Stroh Rum (which has nothing to do with real rum at all)?

can just use my normal effing sodium chloride table salt?

After viewing the full list of DAVE’s posts from 2017 onwards, I feel somewhat sceptical.