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nah, it’s MDMA that’s been heavily researched and is very close to becoming a fully accepted treatment. 

Seriously, not even one joke about Denvers nickname Mile High City? Not even in the article text. I am disappointed.

How can it even be legally possible that the tax returns of the elected(1) president(2) of the US is not totally public material....?

(1) i use the term loosely
(2) i use the term even looslier

That the Trump family are simply a bunch of Ponzi-scheme grifters is putting it mildly.

my mother had left a candle on the wood burning stove and forgot to move it and it exploded

Yes, children have their own sexuality and adults should not be audience to nor consume it during the child’s development. It’s at a minimum voyeristic and at the worst adults are manipulating the child into sexualizing themselves for adults.

I get as high as a vulture before going over there, and then I just laugh my entire ass off. Sometimes, I do dramatic readings of the comments out loud to myself.

They also apologized for the “unintended consequences of making the students feel traumatized.”

oh fuck shit, missed that one. May it forever be misread by anyone seeing it as “kickmetoo”, and swiftly followed by a foot to the nuts of the bearer.

Finally, A Cause Worth Kneeling For”

grade 1 comment, sir/madam/poodle !

Bird is the word.

In general, hard chese that has been aged has almost no lactose in it. Especially if it is aged more than 12 months, and that’s about where cheese starts to really taste good anyway :)

oh no, didn’t know about Jodorowsky... fuck :(

coming clean, this pic and name is what I changed to after I had written a comment I afterwards couldn’t really stand behind, but at the same time didn’t have the spoons to write a takeback of. There’s no real meaning to the name, and the pic is just black.

The normal way to handle this is to make the tickets individual, put the buyers name on it, inform buyers that resold tickets are void and null, and demand some form of ID at the door.
If the demand is expected to be waaay higher than the number of tickets, just do what the large Fusion festival in Germany does: ppl

I’ve said this before: this lying cop should serve all the time that has been served by his victims added together. And on top of that he should serve whatever time his crimes are worth in themselves.

yep, the Yes Men has done some rather perfect stunts before and this is kind of tame in comparision

Nobody tried milking the male bison?