My grandma used to say, “Paybacks are a bitch, but Tayback is a third rate actor named Vic.” She’d say it lot when she was off her meds.

So, K.S. has stopped making comedies that aren’t funny, and he’s gonna make horror movies that aren’t scary instead.

I had a real light bulb moment cooking with my Easy Bake oven.

Hang on! I see what everyone’s doing. . .Here goes. . .Something, something, Allison Brie! Hilarious!

If you left Ellen DeGeneres on the street with $1,000, she'd starve to death.

Wilco

You know who else doesn't really believe in Trump's ideals or goals? Trump.

Sounds cruel, but the squirrels report no discomfort. Apparently Mark Zuckerberg is hung like a hamster.

Please, this tangeruin is way too stupid to be a gameshow host. He's just another asshole reality TV star.

Any hate-song post. . .any of them.

Fuck Twitter.

He’s calling Jesus “little squirt”.

A lot of it feels fake, but as a man, so, thusly, a stupid man, I know that my rage against my fellow man is a completely unreasonable emotion. Knowing this doesn’t keep me from flipping off every asshole who rolls thru a stop sign. I live in Chicago. No one stops at stop signs. It’s not just a man thing tho. My wife…

I envy your ignorance.

He’s European, being 70, regardless of his shape, probably doesn’t deter him from wearing speedos.

I saw this with my buddy Kurt, who was a huge fan of the books. We got really high in the parking lot and split a six pack. I had to pee like 3 times, not like I was missing anything. I’d just gotten back from a bathroom trip when I sat down and caught this scene. Kurt and I couldn’t stop laughing. The people behind…

A roommate and a cat = two roommates.

Fuck this Godawful song! A man with a fur lined swimming pool writing “imagine no possessions”. Put the lyrics on a bumper sticker, then put the sticker on your car, then crash your fucking car

You have the right to wear hats made of fruit. . .