I'm hoping it has something to do with a dark gritty "Alice" reboot. Kiss my dark gritty grits! 

I’ve only seen her in Picnic and Vertigo. Both great films, and she smolders. Wonderful to watch. 

I think I still have my copy. 

I got your garlic balls right here!  **Gestures towards a platter of garlic balls.**

First Kenneth Anger, now Alana. . .also a few million other car burglaries in between.

I’ll always miss his hilarious catchphrase, "Oh, my vagina!" 

Its also the same website that spends 5 posts discussing every SNL episode every Sunday, like it's fucking news or something.

He's narrating episodes of How I Met my Maker now.

It was B.J. Novak, wasn't it.

I introduced them to Bleach and they disappeared. 

I don’t envy Huey Lewis losing his hearing, except when one his crap songs comes on the radio.

You don't mention being from Columbus,OH? Probably don't want people to feel sorry for you.

Jesus Christ CBS! God forbid you simply broadcast some decent scripted content on your asshole network. Love this show, but I will not be joining any streaming service just to watch it. I'll wait a couple years and check out the bootlegs on YouTube.

In her defense, they were reform school children.

I dunno, that smirk makes me suspicious he might have jerked off on the pie.

I was a juror on a murder trial that somehow only lasted three and half days. My bosses flat out refused to pay for the time off, something they’d done for one of their office mates only a year earlier. I could have used vacation time, they told me. I took a vacation day after the the case was done, cuz I was pretty wr…

Probably my favorite of all the Elmore James based movies. 

Also, this film is very insensitive to cancer victims and their families. “I don’t have a toom-ah!”

Tom Brady, worse than Hitler. . .at cheating in Superbowls.

Go on.