Malibu, Ca or GTFO.

I do not even own a golden globe device.

I hear he didn’t love Chris either.

Are you forgetting Slit Skirts? **Listens to 15 seconds of Slit Skirts.** No, I guess you didn’t forget Slit Skirts.

They’re the only one’s who got t read #4. File it to. . .the secrets of the dead. . .rock stars.

I think every band member thinking he/she is the pivotal member is what keep most bands functioning. Sure, Pete Townsend was the mastermind of this group, but none of his solo stuff is nearly as good. Of course his bandmates had their faults and there’s a lot of truth to what PT is saying, but still, what a dick!

As bad as Dee’s was, it was still better than Penny’s chop-job on The Big Bang Theory.

I like to wrap a mustard covered waffle around a hot dog and call it a breakfast taco.

13 year old me is very interested in this. 56 year old me still too interested in this.

I always really liked Love Vigilantes. For thirty years I always thought it was about some mix up. I thought the narrator was alive when he flew threw sky back to his wife. I thought the telegram telling her he was dead was some bad info. There was an article in the A.V. explaining that the guy was actually dead. He…

English is his second language. Technically he doesn’t have a first.

I’m even too tired to shake my Snapple bottles before opening.

I read this headline as being sarcastic, but it wasn’t. I like Biden ok, but I’m not looking forward to voting for him.

Such deadly, deadly milk.

There was a donut shop in Skokie, Il, the sign said, “World Greatest Coffee”. No, not “World’s”, just “World Greatest Coffee”. It was not good coffee, and their donuts sucked too.

In Chicago, a hot dog isn’t just a sandwich. It’s usually the best sandwich you can get. My wife used to live in River North. I used to say Portillo’s was my favorite breakfast spot.

I used to make mac and cheese and slice hot dogs up in it, then eat the whole mess with sliced bread and tons o’ mustard. My friend at work told he did pretty much the same. I said I’m always tempted to use cheap hot dogs. He responded, “Oh, no! I always get the dollar a pack kind.” I was like, “Where are you…

I guess, Guy’s Name Mispelled on Starbuck’s Cup is not really a story. . .Neither is this. There was a nurse station at the shitty factory job I had a few years ago. The receptionist was a lovely young woman named Isis. I don’t think anyone associated her with a terrorist organization. Maybe this fellow was upset cuz…

Back in the mid 1970's my school offered music class 3 days a week. The whole class would schlep down the hall to the music room, where the teacher would pound out tunes on a piano while we sang along. “Drill Ye Terriers Drill” was a favorite of mine, a song published nearly a century earlier. It’s about Irish…

Not sure it’s horrifying, but I dated a woman who only had a 12 inch black and white tv. It only got the CW station. It was the first time I ever watched The Gilmore Girls with the sound on. I take that back, it was definitely horrifying.