Beto started out telling people nothing except that he wanted to listen. I wish he could do that listening from his couch.

I had very similar feelings about both seasons of The Tick. Not as dark as The Boys, but Tick still had its dark moments.

I think it’s mostly pretty fun, like an especially dark version of The Tick. Watched 3 in a row last night, another couple today. I love Garth Ennis though, so the tone is perfect.

He’s beating up Jesus now.

Perhaps if he cleared out that forest of nostril hairs from his nose he could breath easier and stay awake till nearly 5 p.m.

Yeah, I was thinking, "Geez, seems like only a year ago.". Thanks for confirming this. I always feel about a week or two away from slipping into dementia.

A fine set o’ moobs.

A couple weeks ago I was making tuna salad. I grabbed a “new” jar of mayonaise off the kitchen shelf and opened it. It opened very easily, it looked like someone had taken a spoonful out. I figured my wife had used it. I totally spaced on the whole “threat of botulism” thing. That’s the danger of making tuna salad…

Isn’t the bassist a racist? Or some kinda freaky murderous shithead?

Sure, Trump makes it humiliating, but that hair isn’t helping. . .reow! You just got Vanilla-Slapped!

Yeah, how large is that guy’s head that it frames Acosta’s head like that?

While Peter Gabriele was singing “Heroes”, my wife asked, “Is that Neil Diamond? Barry Manillow?”

Good lord! **Monocle falls into frosty mug o’ Champale!**

Pretty sure that’s a nod to Winona Ryder beating Christian Slater with a fire extinguisher in 1988's Heathers.

Litrally.

I just finished a two and half week of cat sitting for a couple who went to Europe. Two half hour visits a day. It took two whole weeks before the black and white cat let me pet her. The calico was only slightly friendlier. Normally at least one cat in the house is starved for attention. The lack of affection made for…

More like X-Meh, amIrite?

Um, do they need the old one hauled away?

Son, I named you Whiskey, cuz that’s it all started.

Pretty sure they plagiarized my script for “Bourbon Nonchalant”.