A.K.A. Castle Goes Cop.

I remember that joke. “Have you heard about Dan Quayle? . . It appears he’s quite unintelligent.” I’m laughing now just remembering it.

Oh, B.P., stay outta my IHOP! I might be drunk off my ass, but I can still figure out how tip 20%. They leave a whole pot o’ coffee! I’d donate a kidney!

I wound up slightly related to a whole group of bad tippers thru my mother’s second marriage. My step-dad was the patriarch of his brood of cheapskates. Even his daughters, who worked as waitstaff, were pretty stingy. I dreaded any outing with these people as it guaranteed an evening of sitting at “that loud table”.…

Ridiculous! Perry Mason has been dead for decades.

This makes sense to me, cuz whenever I hear about a “pop-up” place, I picture tents.

Sweet story. When I was 17 I took out $500 from my bank account to buy a used Honda 350. The teller gave me an extra hundred. I didn’t notice till I got home. I called and told them I’d bring it back the next day. I was so afraid someone at school was gonna find out and I’d be called a chump for the rest of my life.…

Wow, tough kid.

Last week I found a wallet with all the ids and even $5. I knew the guy probably just dropped it. It was right outside the building. I got in the courtyard, but the doorbell on the entrance was all fucked up. All the doorbells were fucked up. I saw a neighbor from another entrance and he thought I was trying to rob…

So many good reasons to fuck Rahm Emanuel, throw this one on the pile too.

I get these thin boneless chops at the grocery store. They call them breakfast pork chops. I brine them for a few hours, then cook them on the shitty electric grill. At least it never gets too hot. 3 minutes a side, five minutes rest, and they make the best fucking tacos I’ve ever had. Leni would punch her dad, Rick…

For fuck’s sake! Ranking Roger has been dead for like half a fucking day and this pop culture site can’t find the time to post a decent obituary. This is why we all hate Kinja.

Love this bit.

I’ll admit I haven’t watched a super-hero movie since 2004's Spiderman 2, so my opinion isn’t fully informed, but The Tick is the best treatment of super-heroes I’ve ever seen.

Actually, she typed them.

Upvoted, to make me look more cerebral.

In Chicago, not only is a hot dog a sandwich, it’s the best damn sandwich in town!

He was also on 8 Simple Rules for a season or so, although I don’t think that’s on in syndication currently. It was weird the star power that show pulled after John Ritter died. They filled in his vacancy with Spade, James Garner and Adam Arkin. Susanne Pleshette even guest starred for Chirst’s sake! All for what is,…

D.S. is way cooler than K.B.. I even laugh at Rules of Engagement. Imagine getting high with Spade and James Garner when they costarred on 8 Simple Rules. Something I’ve been meaning to ask Caley Cuoco about should I ever meet her.

Actors are stupid. Children of actors are often stupider.