The first rule of mutual combat is that no one talks about mutual combat.

Proud boys! Proud boys! Whatcha gonna do-00?

Fun fact: I played a hobo in our sixth grade play. Three other hobos and I sang Big Rock Candy Mountain. Also, I didn’t know people still used the word hobo.

I took a brown pill. I’ve been in the bathroom all day.

I think you’re on to something. The best possible Tom Cruise movie would actually not have any Tom Cruise in it. Another good one, Spiderman.

I’d like to see what Dale Chihuly would do with one of these.

E.R. 2: Electric Escape-aloo!

Plus, you get your potassium. More like potassi-yum! Amirite?

I ‘d have to spend a good portion of my millions on drugs just to ease the pain.

I don’t wanna brag, but I shook hands with Fleegle when I was at King’s Island back in 1972.

I hear he also hussles at bumper pool.

Perhaps I went too dark. 

Toddler-cide? . .Perhaps I went too dark.

I uh, I only nap to Ancient Aliens, I don’t actually believe it. Same reason I nap to Christian programming.

I’m not sure it counts as popular culture, but I watched a couple episodes of Frankie and Grace. Ugh! After the first new episode I said, “Netflix always manages to crank out ten episodes of this crap every year, but we gotta wait half a decade to get new Stranger Things. I watched the second one, cuz my sweetie was…

This was my favorite episode in quite a while. I used to say that 1986 for me was like what 1956 was for Elvis. I was just 23 and didn’t mind dyin’.

Jumanji II—The one with all the hoo-ers!

I pity the flame that would have to engulf this piece of shit.

Sick with a cold this year for Xmas. I don’t ever remember feeling this shitty on Xmas, and I’ve lived thru some hellish hangovers. I still made the schlep, (3 and a half miles), to my mom’s with some Chinese food. I was worried about getting the old lady sick, but she already had a cold too. We still kept a good…

Sorry, I’m waaaaaaay to busy trying to get just the right script to Kelsey Grammer for the new Frasier.