Thanks for putting a name to it.

Nope. Nothing pornographic about that. And yet, it moved.

Any decent fellow eventually marries his mistress, no matter how expensive the divorce. Time marches on, as they say, and wives, they just get old.

The sailor! The bravest worst soldier you’ll ever find at sea, (see also, occasionally, though rarely on land.).

He was a dick in a party full of dicks. Occasionally he would do something not dickish. The thumbs down on the health care repeal was pretty fuckin’ cool though. Kinda like an opposite-Fonzi gesture.

Hey, it’s young John Denver!

Truth isn’t Truth. Crimes aren’t crimes.

No, it just got very bad. I think all Dule Hill did for the last season was cry and run. 

He now sells discount mattresses. . .full of weed! There, fixed it for you.

I saw this at the theater when it came out. I enjoyed the first five minutes, then wondered how a movie could get so shitty from there. I remember Nas kept talking about going to Africa. You do know it matters a great deal what particular country in Africa you go to, right? It didn’t seem like his character understood…

I remember my folks sprung for the cafeteria lunches my first couple years of grade school. The teacher would hand out five lunch tickets every Monday. Oh, the shame if you lost your meal card! My second grade teacher made a big ritual of making the loser stand up and plead with the rest of the meal ticket holders for…

I tried a, “Baby, you got a stew goin’.” on my very special lady friend a few months ago; I got a blank stare as a thankyou. 

Doesn’t she know he’s probably still in love with Jennifer. . .Lopez? 

Needs more duct tape.

You missed the issue with her Bat Mitzvah. She announced, “Today I am a Batwoman.” I wept unashamedly.

A Jew in showbiz? Now I’ve heard everything.

I hate billionaires. That makes me a billionairist.

Bat? Check. Woman? Check. **Takes off sunglasses** Looks like we got ourselves a Batwoman. 

I just saw a group of day-camp kids picking up garbage while I was walking a dog,(on the job, yeah, I’m not really semi-retired, I’m just getting really lazy.). My neighborhood’s facebook page is really pushing this as a healthy activity. As a janitor and someone who also picks up dog shit for a living, I gotta go…

I got here early enough to say, “Ha-am, Girl!