they are the last modern trucks built to last.

The plan relies on her being in on it

@Jason - you are missing one critical problem - when you open the capsule door, Wally Funk will climb out and hand you your ass.

They practiced on the Explorer, Aviator, and F-150 to make sure the rollout was just right. 

Boy, ford really is serious about competing with the wrangler. I didn’t think they would be able to match the experience completely like this, but they’ve nailed it.

Why is he wearing an outfit my gammom wore on her cruise to Bermuda?

I’m just going to chime in here and say you are possibly the dumbest person I’ve ever had the misfortune of running across, and I’m a frequent reader of the G/O sites.

Genocide? Criticizing a car company? Same-Same.

Of all the weird Musk cultists, you’re definitely the weirdest...but sadly, Father Elon won’t notice you.

So was the 5.3L 303HP FWD Chevy Impala SS.

Go K Mag! Please don’t crash with Grosjean like you did at Haas... You guys both deserve a solid result

Someone get me a fuck ton of baking soda!

Well, good for her for noticing that something was wrong, I wonder how many people would have kept driving!

Just imagine the ensuing chaos were one of these monstrosities to lose it’s front wheels barreling down the road at highway speeds. It could probably take out a small town.

Intentionally driving your car at a police officer gives them the legal authority to shoot you dead, and rightly so. It’s Assault With A Deadly Weapon, officially. But to *some* politicians right here in ‘murica, such an event doesn’t even rate as a crime when the target changes from one kind of human being to another…

Thanks Sackler family!  

“Oh, and I was the only journalist to actually show up”

Burning Man time? LOL

Great review, and great T-Shirt!
Pixies indeed!
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Someone else noted the wonderful “disclosure,” and I quite agree.
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You’re a good sport, Mr. Torchinsky, and you make our lives better with your attitude.
Thank you.

Make sure the punisher sticker is has a thin blue stripe on it to indicate you’re both compensating for something AND a fascist who can’t understand a comic book.