Every time we diss Maze-spin someone will invariably come up and say “ well, can YOU drive as well as he does?”

Yeah, I think a lot of the cars are sent in from viewers, and most of them are modified in some way.

“Hello, welcome to The Rabbit Hole. I see you have a reservation for the next three hours of your life. By all means...make yourself comfortable! May I take your coat?”

Yes he will

I’d rather be “blinded” while someone parallel parks than try to figure out if any number of modern GM vehicles are about to move backwards or if they were just locked/unlocked!

“You must call 911 and wait for the authorities or community action team to arrive and take care of the situation.”

However, fuck greg abbott 

*stonk car

Coming soon, a race car sponsored by Game Stop STOCK. No, not sponsored by Game Stop per se, but sponsored by Game Stop’s actual stock. What does that actually mean? Nobody knows! Who fucking cares! Just picture the above car (a STOCK car, get it?) with the logo “Game Stop Stock” painted on the side. So, pretty much…

OK, folks, you have to remember. Just like Scorsese doesn’t consider Marvel movies to be true “cinema,” Jason doesn’t consider anyone to be a true auto “journalist” unless they can describe all differences in the turn signals between the Mark I and Mark II Hillman Imp.

“He’s spent the past hour alone looking at the taillights.”

Marketing Team Leader: “Seriously? No one else? Yes, I know that Jalopnik weirdo came. Of course he came."

From a map, it looks like they are LUCKY there’s another bridge 2 miles away. The next closest bridge over the Mississippi from a very brief eyeballing looks like on the order of 100 miles away.

Haaaaa good one!!!

Only time will tell if a female responds to the display.

Why did the fire department decide that 32k gallons of water was appropriate for what is basically a chemical fire? Are they receiving training on putting out battery fires? Will a lithium ion battery fire operate the same as a lithium fire? Cause if it will, water would be *bad.*.

Hey no one is forcing you to stick around, or click on the article, or comment multiple times.

Tesla advertising their system as autonomous driving was surely a co-star.