The Fifth element is a MASTERPIECE.

I think you are slightly misinformed on the Ancient One, casting Tilda Swinton was extremely calculated because the writer on DS said that if they actually brought on a Tibetan or alluded to the character being of Tibetan origin like the comics then Marvel runs the risk of China not showing the movie and losing all…

1st Gear: Dealers Have No Love For Nissan

Certainly. This guy:

It was a knock down drag out brawl. Both men were fighting for something they truly believed in and they poured all their passion, all their hate, and their very soul into every blow. What contrivance made from a genius mind or unobtanium alloy could withstand such superhero fury? Captain’s old worn helmet failed…

Not a planet, an island.

He’s just depressed because he can’t drink the beer through his helmet, and if he opens it in a vacuum it’ll all boil away. Somebody draw that poor astronaut a canteen drinking tube.

ask anybody who has spent much time in big box retail, they’ll likely say something along the lines of “yup”.

Thank you for completely wasting 3 minutes of my life... It must be hard being so clever all the time.

I think my ex had one of those BMW shifters in her nightstand for some reason...

When Kylo is down on his back after she dominates him, she has what I interpreted as a feindish grin on her face, and she paces around him, staring at him... that look? Just like the one Darth Maul gives Ben Kenobi while they’re waiting for the forcefields to drop so they can fight. Like a caged tiger. That’s the…

Alternate Ending:

No argument from me, I have a five-year-old.

I kinda like the idea of soaking up power from that giant fission fussion fuzz ball in the sky. My only concern is storing it overnight. Is there anything more economical than the Tesla Power wall on the market yet?

Careful on dissing Wal Mart. On the rare occasions that they get their act together and decide to help folks, they mean business. They have a Special forces branch of their theft prevention team, and when Katrina hit, they were as fast or faster than the Red Cross.

Hm. I was going to say: