This is why heterosexuals shouldn’t be allowed to get married.

As I get older I will decide I really saw it.

New Headline:

Don’t let your love of Robert Forster deprive you of one last Robert Forster appearance.

Did...did you call Walt Jr. Flynn? Stop trying to make Flynn happen!

So when Jesse and Todd are driving out to bury the cleaning lady, they get passed on the highway by a tanker truck. Anybody else think that was the truck Robert Forster hid Walt in on the way to New Hampshire?

He comes from a showbiz family. They were all in Coke commercials back in the day.

See you in six months. 

I’m surprised no one pulled a gun and shot the balloon because suburban America. Also, what the fuck did that guy think hopping the fence was going to do?

I heard upon his last dying breath Ingmar Bergman admitted he saw the Snyder cut and he always prefered DC. 

Leave the guy alone.  He used to be Eric Clapton.

They don’t make wedding rings in child sizes.

The Joker is a REALLY uninteresting character.

Good for her for not knowing about it at the time. Good for her for being her usual class act about just learning of it now.

“Like all Bay movies, this one’s probably best appreciated on the big screen.”

Counterpoint: like all Bay movies, this one’s probably best appreciated if you don’t have to pay for a ticket.

WHAT’S THIS?

After a car ride to the studio lot where the Banana Splits show is filmed (and some of the lengthiest, most pointless automatic dialogue replacement conversations I’ve ever heard in a film, accompanied by deeply exciting shots of the family car turning left, then right, then ambling slowly through the parking lot—easy…

That’s FAR OUT Space Nuts to you!

In retrospect the first clue that Chris is in the skinsuit is when Linda requests a fitness centre; gotta have a gym to go to if someone starts asking awkward questions or tries to confide.

Bruce Glover looks like he’s too old for this shit.