Huell adopted him.

Quibble with atheism all you like but it’s not as if organized religion has successfully litigated their perceived monopoly on morality.

Why does “Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?”, the largest meme, not simply eat the others?

I had no idea about it and one night my wife couldn’t sleep and watched the first couple episodes.  She then proceeded to wake me up and we stayed up and binged the first season in the middle of the night.  

I just wish “Jerry” had more shots of the two of them walking. 

Mist movie ending > Mist book ending

We all know Jesse wants to be a woodworker, so this should be the perfect opportunity for the Jesse Pinkman & Ron Swanson cross-over event of the decade.

I was already a fan before the political bullshit, but Taking the Long Way took them to masterpiece level.

If Geoffrey Rush was in Shine and Jeffrey Dean Morgan is in Shrine, who is going to be in Shriners?

Assume this will be followed up by Javier Bardem being cast in Frank Herbert’s Dune to maintain the universal balance.

Quit discussing the Flatliners remake! It’s clearly a dead issue.

Ah, so it did recapture the magic of the original.

It’s like Nessie, but with more rampant human rights violations.

Loch Ness is in China now?

Oh, it is. It’s the best work she’s done in some time (I enjoyed the Oryx & Crake series, but The Testaments is better).

Hope Hawley will be able to start working on his Cat’s Cradle series at some point. Really feel like this generation is due for a great Kurt Vonnegut adaptation.

The Avenger tires make for some quality Disney synergy.

While it is patently ridiculous that Love is the Fifth Dimension, they did share a tambourine player and a sartorial consultant.

So you’re saying Comcast wants to mine that nostalgia.....

I look forward to the DCEU version: 5 minutes of plodding emo, 20 seconds of thrash metal, and one kid playing Kal-El standing morosely to the side the whole time. Which is high school.