I would talk to a guy at work about movies a lot. He told me that The Pest was great. I rented it. We didn’t talk much after that.

(.... also - NO ONE seems to have heard of Duck’s Breath Mystery Theatre.....)

This film looks interesting, I’m in need of a confined, slow burning mystery.

Robert Stack says “No.”

Yesterday I finally watched Zodiac, and today I read this. Can I get a solved mystery for a change?

This is weird. They must’ve been waving their guns wrong, because Trump people are normally pro-gun.

actually, the palindrome would be “notlob.”

“Ambrose Bierce, who disappeared in Mexico in 1913 (and would have had to have lived to 127 to have written all of Traven’s books)“

I can’t believe we’re still supposed to be rooting for Josh Lyman to succeed after he killed all those kids in that cabin and then conspired to steal the bodies of black people. 

HBO stands for “Hey Beastmaster is On”

Did they check to see if Kodo and Podo had it?

I have it on good authority that Day 1 of police school is nothing but learning how various illegal substances taste. I don’t know what Day 2 is, ‘cause I quit at the end of Day 1.

Yeah, as long as you ignore 'New York, New York.'

Wow, they’re putting a new spin on this story. A swerve, if you will. I didn’t see that coming. What a surprising revelation of new information. It’s pretty similar to the original idea, but with a variance that sends it in a new direction. I’m shocked by this deviation from the expected.

In my humble opinion, even at the time the original was just dumber Shaun of the Dead and has not aged particularly gracefully.

Re-animated Movie Doesn’t Stick Zombielanding.

Can she put the cast of Clerks in this and set it on the planet Pandora so we can do all three too late sequels that no one was asking for at one time?

There’s a snake in two boots and a vest. 

When are these idiots going to understand we don’t want video Random Roles? Or at least publish a fucking transcript for us!

I have high hopes for my new series, ‘Chicken Tonight’. It’s an anthology show; each episode follows a different family that feels like chicken tonight. We explore who these people are, what had led them to crave cooked poultry on that night, and how their lives change once they get it.