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10/17/19
1:20 PM
3

I have it on good authority that Day 1 of police school is nothing but learning how various illegal substances taste. I don’t know what Day 2 is, ‘cause I quit at the end of Day 1.

10/16/19
1:10 PM
3

Wow, they’re putting a new spin on this story. A swerve, if you will. I didn’t see that coming. What a surprising revelation of new information. It’s pretty similar to the original idea, but with a variance that sends it in a new direction. I’m shocked by this deviation from the expected.

10/16/19
11:41 AM
43

In my humble opinion, even at the time the original was just dumber Shaun of the Dead and has not aged particularly gracefully.

10/16/19
11:31 AM
35

Re-animated Movie Doesn’t Stick Zombielanding.

10/15/19
6:31 PM
7

Can she put the cast of Clerks in this and set it on the planet Pandora so we can do all three too late sequels that no one was asking for at one time?

10/15/19
1:13 PM
30

When are these idiots going to understand we don’t want video Random Roles? Or at least publish a fucking transcript for us!

10/14/19
11:37 PM
11

I have high hopes for my new series, ‘Chicken Tonight’. It’s an anthology show; each episode follows a different family that feels like chicken tonight. We explore who these people are, what had led them to crave cooked poultry on that night, and how their lives change once they get it. Read more

10/14/19
5:26 PM
64

This is why heterosexuals shouldn’t be allowed to get married.

10/14/19
4:18 PM
8

Don’t let your love of Robert Forster deprive you of one last Robert Forster appearance.

10/14/19
3:30 PM
15

Did...did you call Walt Jr. Flynn? Stop trying to make Flynn happen!

10/14/19
12:28 PM
8

So when Jesse and Todd are driving out to bury the cleaning lady, they get passed on the highway by a tanker truck. Anybody else think that was the truck Robert Forster hid Walt in on the way to New Hampshire?

10/13/19
2:33 PM
21

He comes from a showbiz family. They were all in Coke commercials back in the day.

10/8/19
12:55 PM
2

I’m surprised no one pulled a gun and shot the balloon because suburban America. Also, what the fuck did that guy think hopping the fence was going to do? Read more

10/8/19
12:46 PM
21

I heard upon his last dying breath Ingmar Bergman admitted he saw the Snyder cut and he always prefered DC.