Mr. Skin cuts out all the good bits and sells them on his own site, and the rest gets sold off to VidAngel as wholesome entertainment. That’s using all parts of the buffalo right there.
People are hating on the name, as if it’s the worst thing the Internet ever did, and here I am relieved that it wasn’t named “Hitler did Nothing Wrong.”
I think famous people in general, make for terrible biopics. Give me some obscurity, so that I might discover something. What am I going to learn about Boy George in a biopic? Did he have some adversity growing up? Real cutting edge stuff. Unless I find out that he was an MI-5 operative, or he killed a dragon once,…
“Hi! I’m Ben Grimm, and it’s time for another Science at the Baxter.”
This is just typecasting based on the time Boy George had Adam Ant torn apart by starving dogs.
I, um, if they, um...
Would these be The Peckish Games?
- Stephen King, about a hundred times for some reason.
I’m not opposed to this book as a sequel, but honestly? I think I would have rather read about a teenage Dan Torrance.
Unpopular opinion: Dawn Treader is a pretty damn good adaptation. That doesn’t make it a good movie, it shows pretty clearly that if you adapt a book too closely you will make fans of the book happy but alienate general moviegoing audiences.
Featuring the crime-solving android, SHAFT_4.0 - this time, he really is a sex machine to all the chicks.
Should have listened to Donald Glover.
Young Alfred fucks, kills, eats. Young Alfred is a praying mantis.
I just hope we get an appearance by the jackdaw who’s obsessed with keeping track of how many jokes have been told in Narnia’s history. For those who haven’t read the whole series, yes, that’s a real thing.
These weak blockbusters are setting the stage for spunky crowd favorite The Nightingale to win the summer with its August release! I predict boffo BO for its adventurous, heartwarming tale!
“Molly’s parents are neuralized into blissful ignorance”
They should release season 2 on April 1 next year and just have it be the same 8 episodes again. (And then the next day release the real season 2.)
I genuinely enjoy Dave’s success. He seems very earnest and welcoming. Plus he loves Pittbulls and his mama.
Sounds like I should just rewatch Festival Express...