Jeff Dunham as an opening act? Maybe he can even make little puppet versions of Clay and Barr and have them say awful things and then complain about having consequences for their word choice. Then Carlos Mencia can wrap up the show by repeating the others’ offensive jokes and claiming they’re his. 

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As they say in Michoacan, fuck off. 

Can he play villians?  I think I've only seen him play good guys, but if he can do a villian I say have him play Kraven.  He's good at the action sequences, has the dark, imposing physicality you need for Kraven.

exactly.  and BC is fine (much improved in IW/EG).  His accent in Dr Strange sounds *exactly* like Dr House.  Seriously, look away from the screen while he’s talking and you see Hugh Laurie in your mind

Moon Knight would require him to portray multiple personalities. Not exactly Reeves’ forte.

I mean, any project would have to have him go face-to-face with Agent Jimmy Woo....

Do a period piece with him as the original robotic Human Torch. I think he could bring a lot of pathos to the role, and I like the idea of bringing that part of Marvel history to life.

Cumberbatch would make a perfectly decent Dr. Strange if they would just let him use his normal accent. Strange’s nationality was never exactly integral to the character and they’ve made far more radical alterations to other Marvel characters.

Still a better fandom than Avatar.

Would the people who signed the petition be the Nathan Fillion Brazilian Civilian Pavilion Crocodilian Cotillion Coalition? 

When they present the young female caimans there it would be the Nathan Fillion Brazilian Civilian Pavilion Crocodilian Cotillion.

I hope they take this opportunity to embrace multiculturalism and make it the Nathan Fillion Brazilian Civilian Pavilion

Mr. Skin cuts out all the good bits and sells them on his own site, and the rest gets sold off to VidAngel as wholesome entertainment.  That’s using all parts of the buffalo right there.  

People are hating on the name, as if it’s the worst thing the Internet ever did, and here I am relieved that it wasn’t named “Hitler did Nothing Wrong.”

I think famous people in general, make for terrible biopics. Give me some obscurity, so that I might discover something. What am I going to learn about Boy George in a biopic? Did he have some adversity growing up? Real cutting edge stuff. Unless I find out that he was an MI-5 operative, or he killed a dragon once,…

“Hi! I’m Ben Grimm, and it’s time for another Science at the Baxter.”

This is just typecasting based on the time Boy George had Adam Ant torn apart by starving dogs.

I, um, if they, um...

Would these be The Peckish Games?