When do we get Keegan Michael-Key’s reboot of The Night Gallery?

I look forward to the day on set where, confused by being unaccustomed to solo work and steeped in weeks of Shakespearian vernacular, he cries out, “Oh brother, where art thou?”

Each bond you buy is a bullet in the barrel of your best guy’s gun!

For every Nazi moderated a Trump loses it’s wings

Pardon me for withholding my congratulations until I see this new policy in action. This is still Facebook, after all.

Remember Magic Middles? Howard Dean YEAHHH!

Famous Amos Cookies are too dry!  In conclusion, Dewey was robbed.  

I hear she ate lox on cinnamon-raisin bagels for a month to prepare for the part

“She is one of the most transformative yet misunderstood women in history, alternately vilified as a sinner and canonized as a saint. And now, as a witness to a Mafia hit, she must enter witness protection... as a nun!”

What if Rachel Dolezal wants to break into acting?  Can she get an audition at least?

Sounds like somebody’s angling to line up the next James Bond directing gig.

Yes. I’m not saying that’s a good thing, but yes.

What about TESTAMENT?

My hope, is that this movie focuses a little more on Cap, and we get one final “I can do this all day” before he goes down.

Excited to see what happens, which will be a while, because as a father of a 2 year old, I have no idea when I’m going to go see a 3 hour long movie.

“When I tried to show Dumbo to two children, they became bored easily, asked awkward questions about when Dumbo was drunk”

They’re not saluting, they’re pointing at some fresh, bold artwork from an Austrian painter.

how do you get to “Pink Elephants” in any way, shape or form without involving alcohol?

Baby Mein Kampf

*Arya mutters to herself*

I’m pretty sure the reason this team-up is never going to happen is that Disney is like ten minutes away from recasting the fuck out of all these characters. In a few years, Turner will be the Andrew Garfield of Jean Greys.