“but how many people does a mutant child have to kill before wiping them out is the reasonable response?”

Clams got legs!

Jesus and The Joker—two very different people, of course. One is a cult leader who’s inspired fervent adoration and, unfortunately, lot of violence in his name, and the other wears clown makeup.

Forrest Gump fled across the desert, and the Gunslinger followed.

Most multi-season situation comedies generally have a life cycle where, after the first season, the characters become more shrill, turn into stereotypical “types”, the situations become increasingly detached from any reality and the writing lazy. Schitt’s Creek has, refreshingly, reversed the entire normal life cycle…

Schitt’s Creek is a great show, funny with a lot of heart. David and Alex in particular have had great arcs, going from spoiled selfish rich brats to much more thoughtful and self-aware, but still recognizably themselves.

Women should generally avoid the Andy Capp themed restaurant.

In the New Yorker themed restaurant, half the patrons will claim they “get it”, but they won’t explain it to you.

Follow the dotted line to see how the waiter fucked off all about the restaurant bringing you your cold food, and then blamed Granddad’s ghost.

It’s an oath of celibacy. In a society where premarital sex isn’t considered moral and in many senses is technically illegal, vowing to take no wife is understood as such.  That’s why everyone refers to it as an oath of celibacy.

Tahani would have worked in a mention about how Taylor Swift (whose best friend she is, though Taylor Swift is not HER best friend) helped her fix it

...except, it isn’t, because that’s not possible. It’s 3 largely independent stories that can’t be put into a straight narrative. Which is why the structure is a neat trick that lets those 3 stories be told concurrently.

The “can’t handle action stuff” thing has been given more as a directive and isn’t a new, sexist thing; Marvel’s been telling directors that they “don’t need to” (read: aren’t allowed to) do the action stuff since the animators are going to do that all ahead of time anyway. This is part of why a lot of the action…

Trader Joe’s also has an excellent dark chocolate peanut butter cup. 

Why would you ruin something delicious with coconut?

I wonder if the Asians who lived in the same Boston neighborhood as Donnie and Marky back in the day considered them Very Scary People.

It might be pretty satisfying if Mark Wahlberg were to play the villain so this time he gets beat up by an Asian guy.

Throw in James Van Der Beek (playing himself) as her ex/platonic bestie.

Meet your newest Disney Princess®, Jessica Jones!