I liked some conspiracies better than others (I thought the Neolutionists were pretty cool bad guys), but the Clone Club could have been taking on biker monkeys as long as Maslany got to do her amazing thing week after week.

Someone had pointed out if you add little eyeballs to each peak, it looks like a KKK rally

No, JJ would instead be snorting enough drugs to make Spider Jerusalem weep.

To be fair the entire last chapter is about him

“Britney Spears stan”

Tensions were apparently high on set the last season, with the actress that played Sarah Manning resentful of the attention given to the actresses playing fan favorite characters Cosima and Krystal, and everyone finding the actress that played Helena difficult and even frightening to work with.

The scene where Freddie Mercury was talking and Brian May suddenly yelled out “Citation Needed!” was kind of jarring, I must admit. 

Surely they can find another Wikipedia page to adapt to film

I never did get my coat back at the Sophie B. Hawkins dance.

You got this all wrong. Larson is just such a down-to-earth person that she never gave up her old job ever after she struck it rich with that Disney money. I heard shooting on Captain Marvel was delayed several times because that skank Keira kept ditching her Friday shifts, forcing Brie to come in and cover for her.

The Avengers literally have a US Army captain and a US Air Force colonel on the roster.

Wow. If I had any writing skills I’d love to write a satire where Jesus comes back to Trump’s America. He would be a DACA recipient of course and he’d die by evangelicals kidnapping and selling his blood on infomercials 

Makes me wonder if Mike Pence would ever have non-straight non-reproductive sex if he lived to be 1,500 years old.

My history professor called it “the Jesus Chainsaw Massacre.”

“R. Kelly is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.”

She also saved Bungalow Bill and his elephants from a tiger.

Here’s the scene where Carol called out The Avengers for letting her walk off with her child/rapist/kidnapper.

Coming soon from Netflix: Cien años de soledad starring, yep, you guessed it, Henry Winkler as José Arcadio “The Fonzster” Buendía.

How did you give Pratchett a try?

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