In a perfect world, they’d be brazen about it.

Strangely, the View-Master movie will not be released in 3D.

View-Master just doesn’t belong in a world where I carry a device that allows me to look up nostalgic pictures of View-Masters whenever I desire.

Mousetrap. (Starring Jigsaw.)

Oh, I was mostly kidding. I typically dig the tongue-in-cheek stuff, and from what I’ve seen of Kate and Clint I like ‘em as a duo (the kids share pages in the Line app chats that I’m in). We had some fun stuff like that back in my day, like when Impossible Man paid a visit and the annual Assistant Editors Month…

“Captain Marvel is the best film Marvel has produced yet! Enthusiastic C+!” - A.A. Dowd

Or just don’t pay attention to Rotten Tomatoes and make up your own damn mind whether you should see a movie...

OMG this. Playing devil’s advocate for a split-second, I saw something—a comment, a YouTube video title, something—that claimed she was racist. Thought maybe she’d made an offhanded remark on Twitter years ago or something. So I clicked to read more, so help me God.

But no; she had the gall to call for more diversity…

Company Does Completely Logical Thing That They Should Have Done All Along

Brie Larson *says something about wanting diversity and inclusion*

The rule I find confusing is no feeding after midnight. Midnight is the start of the new day. Technically the whole 24 hours following is after midnight. When can you start feeding it again? Can you ever feed a Mogwai?

I hear you I really do. Beale Street and Forgive Me were superior films.
BUT what if they gave it to BlacKkKlansman because the book was so relatively dry and that this that was part of why they were so impressed by this adaptation? That’s how I was able to accept that happening.

I also love laying down!

Great, another movie more deserving of Best Picture!

Ken Hotate was the kind of brilliant secondary character that most shows don’t even make the effort to develop. Every time he showed up, I knew I was just a few well-delivered lines away from laughing my ass off.

“do be do be do” ... God I love Parks and Rec. 

I’m offensive and I found this white.

Donald Trump calling Spike Lee a racist is like... ummm... Donald Trump calling Spike Lee a racist.

Nailed that metaphor...

It speaks volumes that President Fuckup automatically assumes a comment made about racism in general is about him.

Tonight was honestly a Queen appreciation night, which I’m sure Queen fans are satisfied with.