It’s been 10 years. If your dragon isn’t house trained by then, put them down.

“One of them involves boastful sidekick Snotlout (Jonah Hill) and his weird fixation with Hiccup’s mother, Valka” 

The screen test bit for “Would you like to buy a monkey?” is a forever classic.

Hot take: Ash vs. Evil Dead did this really well. The horror isn’t as much from the monsters, but from the way the Necronomicon preys on the weaknesses of the characters.

+1 for adding the appropriate typos.

6. The host must be aware of, and comment on, the similarity between such names as “Uma” and “Oprah”.

I’ve always thought Patton Oswalt would be a great host. He’s a dyed in the wool movie fan, he can be self-deprecating and knows just how far to push the humor/weirdness envelope.

I can’t believe you mentioned factors like an easygoing public profile, comfort behind a podium with a huge audience, and inherent likeability, but failed to mention the obvious choice. Sean Spicer is sitting by the phone, people.

I had a thought of someone younger who can pull off a tongue in cheek comedy for a big crowd with good production values that seemingly no one has taken many issues with yet. It would be fitting since he got snubbed too. Bo Burnham:

Can we call that process of stretching it out in ridiculous fashion “Hobbitizing”?

If the Oscars want ratings, the only logical answer is to have Jeff Goldblum host.

Not that it matters, but now we’ve got a good explanation for why Ryan Adams seemingly had to put a new band together every four albums or so.

Or H.H. Holmes.

It was the burner phone Steve Rodgers sent him in Civil War.

While there isn’t a whole lot to the character, I’ve always found her utterly charming in the role and an essential counter-balance to Tony.

Orchestrating an entirely random 50-50 chance of killing Gwyneth Paltrow — was Thanos’ real plan just to reboot Sliding Doors?

Came here to also say that I enjoy her in the MCU, as a counterpoint to all the hate.

I want to say that this fox that you speak of was the same one from Fox in Socks thereby opening the door for the expanded Seuss Universe.

Everyday people still don’t get her ratings. Neilsen people get her ratings.

“If so, they’d join some of the platform’s announced offerings, which include The Mandalorian and spin-off series about the Scarlet Witch and Loki.”