Wait, is this a new article by O’Neal? He’s doing stuff freelance for the site now?

This is like my alt-uni spec fic story where instead of Peter and Gordon and Chad and Jeremy we had Peter and Jeremy and Chad and Gordon. I posit that it would truly be a world without love. 

He and Gina Torres really had pretty great chemistry, on paper they shouldn’t have worked, but they did (at least once Wash shaved the mustache)

Saw Austin Pendleton on a subway once.  He seemed to give a riveting, weird performance just riding on a subway.

It’s a six-part series, but after the actors shoot 4 or 5 of them, the studio will up the numbers of episodes they have to film before they’re allowed to rotate home. 

I take solace in knowing that by now, Hanks’s bookstore would’ve been run out of existence by an online retailer run by JK Simmons called, oh, I don’t know, Nile.  

He’s perhaps a bit old for it now, but Hanks could effortlessly nail the Henry Fonda role in a remake of Once Upon a Time in the West.

D&D and junk food!? Yeah, good luck with that idea.

“I’d like to thank you all...u wall...you wall...uhh.wall .. wall mexicans. immigrants. WE must build a WALL!”

Jethro Tull was totally robbed in the Metal Performance category, AGAIN!

Black George Wallace should be way more famous than he is.

I wonder if some movies are made purely with the intent to be watched in the economy section of a United flight.

I hate ev’ry Brad Pitt movie I see

Speaking as the scapegoat for a family of narcissists, I for one would find it hilarious if, just once in these films, the twist was that the adults were unreliable narrators, and the kid was just defending himself from abuse. It’d be a grim, The Metamorphosis-esque take on the genre, but it’d make a lot more sense…

Why is everyone so scared of little kids?  I could beat up a shit-ton of the little fuckers.

“No good movie is too long and no bad movie is short enough”.

It’s the fastest 2 1/2 hour movie I’ve ever watched.

Hell yeah. Given what they’ve got to wrap up and prep for the next phase, I assume the Thanos story to be done in 2 hours and then an hour to clean it all up. Fine by me.  Shit, make it 4 hours with an intermission.

Ah, The Incredible Hulk. The Never Say Never Again of the MCU.

hence the famous “face-ripper baby”