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In the criminal justice system, Japanese ghost crimes are considered especially horrifying. In New York city, the dedicated detectives who investigate these freaky felonies are part of an elite squad known as the Special Grudges Unit. These are their stories.

Well, if a circus performer says it’s true, it must be true.

yet! I hear Plastic Man will be an adaptation of The Idiot.

Excuse me? My “apologist ways”? Go fuck yourself.

Your queso looks perfectly lovely and tasty. Her queso looks like it is the painting of Dorian Gray’s queso. 

I dunno...I’m shocked, SHOCKED I tell you, that a 65 year old man from an exurb of Belfast had, at some indeterminate point in the past, problematic views on race!

The first third is hilarious. The middle third is bitingly on-point comedy. The final third is brilliantly brutal.

It was - you should check it out sometime.

I work at Sundance so in the past three days I watched Gaza, Paddleton, The Souvenir, Sea of Shadows, Advocate, and The Sharks.

Using this against him during the election would require them to admit that wearing blackface is offensive.

Ah, the old “they don’t know the diameter of a 1911 firing pin so they’re unqualified to talk about firearms regulations in any way.”

Louis’ joke wasn’t about that. It was aboutkids getting on TV and talking about policy they have no business talking about. Going through a tragedy does not give you ultimate insight into what this country needs to operate.

Justice League 2: 3 Hours of Granny Goodness Sanding a Table

You have to understand that after the great reviews for Cars Being Towed 1, they were desperate for sequel material.

I like the idea of being able to sneak over the Seinfeld TV while the rest of my friends watch a basketball game I don’t care about. 

Very specifically, I think he was referring to the line where The Terminator loads the shotgun in the store. In script, the Store Owner says “You can’t do that here!” implicating he’s pretty freaked out.

“Only what you see, pal” is fantastic. I’m just going to bypass whatever crazy shit you said, but it won’t stop me from selling you the actual guns I have.

Oh man, I just introduced my oldest son to Terminator last Saturday (he loved it, and we have Judgement Day on tap for this weekend), and we were talking about how great that little scene with Mr. Miller was. His glee at making a big sale, the hint of grumpiness (“Only what you see pal.”) and the building dread

I wish Miller had got his Paris, Texas. He had the chops to carry a film like that.