Right.  Because Snoopy is an asshole.  That Sparky was a clever guy.  

This definitely sounds like the lesser of the Dan In Real Life sequels we got this year, although Roberts is an inspired casting against type for the alien queen.

I have started to adopt Tahani’s way of name-dropping (“As I was saying at hot yoga with my friends Harry and Meghan, doesn’t matter where they are Duke and Duchess of, my friend Sting once told me . . .”). Only I don’t know any famous people, so it all comes across as Midwestern sadness (“As I was saying to my friend…

They would have announced his appearance but he said that when the women know what’s coming it takes all the edge off.

How has this not happened before? Even if you don’t care about what he did, everybody in the room is aware of it and yelling “We came for a show, whip it out and start pounding!” is guaranteed to be a bigger laugh than anything in his set. For me at least. I wonder how the rest of the audience reacted.

I’m on edge about the one with Scarlett Johansson and Mae Whitman. I think it’s called Which Her.

Give all the mean girls back their old noses.

Six seasons and a movie!

Oh no, now “hot diggity dog” will always be the thing you said when this show got renewed (and that Eleanor said when Chidi kissed her)

With the advent of the internet, Sturgeon’s law has been revised upwards to 99.999% crap content.

I didn’t even know that. I just looked it up and saw they did a one shot on the Thor 2 DVD confirming the Mandarin is more than a legend and is really out there somewhere. That’s perfect then. 

Starlord, man.

That feline better not get hurt, or this will be...

Peter?

I cover that in my podcast.

Wait....slow down...how do you spell podcast?

And you can hear all about this podcast and other podcasts on my podcast podcast, Podcast P0dcast.

“We’ll call it...Purple Rain!”

The Brotherhood of Mutants? I’ve shit em’.