*Complaining about Star Wars - these entitled white male fanboys; so tired of them, I am.

And the fan said, “No Trent, I did not vote for Ted Cruz.  I really thought there would be more people.”

The doctor says that I’ve got ceritosurmpholectalosous that is being aggravated by my Q8DOM and low WKRP.

I’m working on updating my enemies list. Let me know what you think so far.

1) People who can’t make a righthand turn without first swerving left. - Just slow down. That helps.
2) People who think that I care about their kids. - If I was interested in someone who was throwing tantrums and knocking stuff over when they…

Is he done playing John Spartan? Because I, for one, am dying for some more Demolition Man.

To Propose Girlfriend is a cookbook!  It’s a cookbook!!!!!

The only thing I use blurbs for is asking the question “Does Stephen King say this is good?” If he does, then I know it will be something i hate since that guy’s taste in other writers has literally never - not once - intersected with mine.

Nuts. Read the headline way to literally.  I was hoping somebody was showing it in a cave somewhere.

How would we know?

There shouldn’t be TVs in the common areas at all. It’s a workplace, not a fucking Buffalo Wild Wings.

Random pictures of nuns? Where am I, Buca di Beppo?

I liked the afterward to the novel, which (SPOILERS) recounts the obvious - that such a society could not endure for long. Rounds of purges of the leadership ranks and the country’s isolation eventually led it to topple under its own weight. And the infertility issue was due to an illness that mostly made men sterile…

Years from now, Stewart will be brought to justice. And Colbert will wonder what it was that brought them together and how they just couldn’t leave each other alone.

Reasons why you might gain definition in your tummy without losing your ass:

To the claim that she’s “vilifying” other women:

This wouldn’t even be an issue if more people would buy my diet book, which is absolutely guaranteed to help you lose weight for free. All you have to do is eat every meal naked and in front of a mirror. The book is 2 pages of text and the rest is photos of me demonatrating the technique.

A brilliant, brilliant man. And a complete antithesis to today’s mindset, that fame and competence can be gained through brashness, YouTube and auto-tune. He LEARNED his craft. Practiced it for thousands of hours. Sought out the most revered experts, relocated across the country and studied under them. Built a career…

Tickle Me Neo

Have we all forgotten about Robin and Marian? I've always enjoyed that 1976 classic, what a great cast with Sean Connery, Audrey Hepburn, Robert Shaw and Richard Harris. 

i saw some movie on cable about bruce willis in some duct work and i was like “die hard: in an office tower!”