Patton Oswalt had the perfect response:” You and I are approximately the same age. Blackface was NOT okay when we were kids. Take it from a big-hearted boy who just wanted to show his love for Nipsey Russell on the worst Halloween of my life”.

Seems like only yesterday they were raping my childhood, and now look, *sniff* they’re already raping my mid to late twenties. They grow up so fast.

You’d think Yoko Ono of all people wouldn’t be afraid of putting forth a product that was a somewhat off-putting.

“Pete will tell you it was art. That he was taking the work of Gustav Metzger to a new level. Gustav who? Bollocks. He’s journalizing. The hole in the ceiling had nothing to do with Metzger and everything to do with the sniggering girls.”

I encourage you to apply blackface and walk around in public for a while. Send pics. 

Let me put it this way with a specific example:

I don’t want to tell people what to do, but your mother should have aborted you. 

Yes. Libs are the ones determining how other people should act. Conservatives would never tell somebody what is socially acceptable and what should be outlawed.

Wear blackface, there’s likely gonna be a reckoning for that. Up to you to determine whether you can handle it.

i would like a list of 10 of gothams charms before believing that first phrase.

Will the award be called the Poddy, and be shaped like a toilet?

Honestly, I we need to stop trying to rank Cohen Brothers movies. It just doesn’t work, no one can really agree, and they vary so wildly it’s just difficult to say. One of them even started an entire religion, and yet that one is rarely at the top. I say just end it, declare Hudsucker Proxy the winner, and everyone…

“The Good Place is my favorite sitcom!”
“Oh? What’s it about?”
“Ethical philosophy and its practical application in a necessarily flawed world, and the need to make war on Heaven to overturn an unjust regime.”

In a fictional TV show, Roseanne dies of an opioid overdose.

By now, October 31 should be a day of martial law in Haddonfield. How many horny teenagers have to die before the sleepy, fictional Midwestern town bans trick-or-treating, outlaws William Shatner masks, and puts a small army on every leaf-covered street corner?

It’s the gritty reboot of Gilded Age comic strip hero The Yellow Kid.

Dumbass. You’re supposed to reserve the whataboutism for after your initial smackdown, you don’t lead with it.

Concern trolling is telling parents that every 8th grader in the world is suddenly vaping constantly.

At this point, I really don’t know what a comedy show’s “take” on Donald Trump that would make people like the reviewer happy but still actually get laughs look like. Sort of feels like the reaction to when he hosted, where short of the entire cast literally burning him in effigy, whatever they do will be derided as…

C’mon, let’s stop pretending that Eisenberg’s take on Luthor would make a top 100 list of what’s wrong with that movie.