Managers in these scenarios need to learn how to ask the offended party this simple question: “Is there anything we can do to make this up to you? I mean, besides firing the racist jerk, which I’m clearly going to do.”

I’m living the Rubik’s Cube lifestyle. No matter what changes I make, 2/3 of my lifestyle is fucked up. Then, when I fix that stuff, I screw up the stuff I previously had under control.

Whether he is guilty or not, surely you could see by the end of that hearing that he does not possess the temperament to be appointed Supreme Court Judge for the rest of his life.

Created this burner to say, please go fuck yourself Disney! Or as Stitch would say, Meega Nala Kweesta (a phrase so vile, if I translated it you would vomit!).

Yes I’m a huge Lilo and Stitch fan, but it’s not just because I don’t want to see it ruined by their live action crap fest, but because it’s ultimately an…

If the access was unauthorized, the system has a way of shutting the whole thing down.  

I’d buy that for a dollar!

“folk/country/rock star with a song like “Shallow” would immediately be convinced to switch into high-choreo dance-pop.”

Maybe they can bring in Tarantino to spice up the script with some Silver Surfer references.

I dunno, surviving a bouncing fridge just isn’t as realistic as surviving a fall out of a plane onto a mountain in a life raft.

Don’t support this in theaters. A vote for Venom is a vote from Amazing Spider-Man 2 over Homecoming. 

I’ll give the Heroes Reborn credit for replacing the ‘A’ on Captain America’s forehead with an eagle. Everything else was utter fucking shit.

The Reign of the Supermen story was really pretty good. There were a lot of little fun moments like Superboy’s manager trademarking the ‘S’ symbol and sending cease and desist…

Yeah, well I was 12 in 1886. I couldn't afford such luxuries as "books" or "bicycles" because *I* was holding down a full-time job at the meat packing plant. Even got my face busted in by a Pinkerton during the Haymarket riots. Pussy. 

They live in tent cities.

The Knightfall arc in the comics wasn’t nearly as good as Dennis O’Neil’s novelisation.

Oh yeah, Jesse Hassenger?   You’re still not sure what to do with Spider-Man’s creepy foe.

Yes, I can’t believe that popular celebrity news site the AV Club is reporting news about a celebrity. Unprecedented.

Raffi > Kanye

Fox News must be salivating at this story.

Now I want someone to photoshop a plastic Fisher-Price guitar* with a Woody-Guthrie-style “This Machine Kills Fascists” sticker.

His character in Rambo is kind of hard done by in the film in the sense that in the book, Teasle is just a concerned sheriff (not a bully or anything like that) who thinks Rambo might be trouble and hence moves him out of town originally. He wasn’t wrong.