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i heard they were tricked into punching it and then just got stuck.

WWhi was never stated outright, his weaponry and uniform in Infinity War are meant to be the MCU version of Nomad, he did give up the shield at the end of civil war. Itll be a big deal when he inevitably gets it back and smacks Thanos in the face with it in Avengers 4

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Is it just me, or does Chris Evans seem like he’s actually Captain America?

But, every thing I see about him on social media makes me think that Marvel actually found the real life Captain America to play Captain America.

I heard those two actors don’t like each other very much, though.

1). The last 3 years have taught us that continuing to give fetid authoritarian buttholes media attention only amplifies and legitimizes their views, so stop doing it.

What do you call it when the cream is orange colored?  Pumpkin Spice Oreo?

Yeah!  Everyone knows Watson’s an Asian woman!  Emma Stone wasn’t available??

Two actors film a “Freaky Friday”-like movie, but an on-set accident involving a cursed Steadicam rig causes the actors to switch minds. So they end up having to pretend to be the other person who is pretending to act like the other character.

In America, crazy homeless people yell at you. In former Soviet Union, crazy American celebrities yell at homeless people. What a country!

I figure they would be even less likely to give up their children if they knew who she was versus a random stranger.

It’s possible the “Lindsay Lohan” we know now is actually a half-insane Jamie Lee Curtis still trapped in her body.

I’m outraged and offended at the blatant whitewashing in this movie.  SOMEONE GIVE ME ATTENTION!!

What did Phillip V say to his son?

“Come in for dinner - we’ll Habsburgers and fries Anjou can have ice cream for dessert, but take off your shoes first - Utrecht dirt in from outside. Also, I had to renounce our claims to the French throne.”

(For the quadruple pun add, “Now go pour Daddy a Bourbon.”)

I think “Shazbot” is the most appropriate term, for both of them.

Remember that time I stopped watching Family Guy?

No, I get it. Any studio that isn’t Marvel has no idea how to just make one good movie anymore, despite the fact that that’s how the MCU got started in the first place. Just make one good one. That’s it. Build some shit into it if you like for the future, but just make one good goddamn movie. That’s all we ask.

The Lost Boys: not that good.

I almost fell out of my chair when I inadvertently clicked the trailer link for that WTC tightrope movie with Joseph Gordon Levitt a couple years ago.

I have such a fear of heights that even reading about this sort of thing literally gives me vertigo. 

He could perform as Childish Gimpino.