As a child who read everything she could get her hands on and an adult who has no children, this is a solid list. I’d add my favorite from childhood to the list. My Father’s Dragon. I adored the illustrations in it, too.  

Jurassic Park isn’t lousy; it’s not quite as good as the movie, but the people responsible (Hammond and Wu) are both killed, the island is napalmed by the Costa Rican government, and it ends with the creepy cliffhanger that packs of dinosaurs have been making their way inland in Costa Rica.

Well, this gay dude is with you.

“As an ...blah, blah.....blah...blah....., I’d have a lot more sympathy for Trump if he actually was the Manchurian Candidate.......blah....blah....blah.........”

They’re mostly scrap-booking patches, aren’t they?

My stomach hurts 

“Bortles!”- [throws molotov cocktail at the academy, runs away.]

I bet they left the name just ‘Y’ so people can make “Who’s on first” jokes on the comment section:

Starts great with a boring finish.

It’s almost as if not everything can be a marketing bonanza.

Oh, well. All good things must come to an end. Farewell, y’all.

If Sacha can stick his face into a grotesquely fat man’s ass and then chase him naked through a hotel and around a crowded ballroom, he can take one for the team and get a blowjob from Pence. I’m sure he’d agree with me.

*sniff* Has it really been 25 years...















OF COCK!?

Finally, the Russos have also been attached to direct an all-male remakeof the hit comedy Ghostbusters

Hey, letting comic book creators direct their own films is a great idea. Just look at The Spirit!

Script Supervisor: “Listen, JJ, I just...I dunno if giving Lando the monologue about carrying Ben in his womb for 9 months and feeling the Force living within him, word-for-word, is gonna work when it’s coming out of Billy Dee’s mouth instead of Carrie’s.”

[Later, on set]

BDW: “And not only could I feel him when he was…

“And you were there, and got killed, and you were there, and died, and you were there, and got executed, and you were there, and got poisoned, and you were there . . . . “

I hate to stomp on your otherwise excellent joke, but I have to point out that neither Superman nor his family are brown.

Has Superman tried looking for his family in an re-purposed  Walmart near the border?  

In response ICE has released their new slogan: