Davis looks like a Ghoul shop keeper from the Fallout universe.

This was spot-on and a pleasure to read, Julianne! As someone who is very interested in fashion (and not ok with how women are shamed for it), I like to read pieces like this from someone who knows what they’re about instead of just the one-note criticism of the pricetags alone.

Can we scrap the new Nicki Minaj album in favor of a new Tracy Chapman album?

So why arnt you there to maga it up fuckface

Raisin bagels are pure trash.

move over Talleyrand, “senior White House official with direct access to the president and his thinking*” is the geopolitical genius of all time now

On a more lighthearted note:

Mira also indicated that she wants a Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion sequel. She has stated this a few times since 2014, but since Disney is the owner of the rights, and she appeared on an ABC show, maybe this will get more traction.

We’re fascist now.

Also, I’m fucking amazed that these people let cops into their house without a warrant, dug through their own trash to give them evidence, AND provided them with identification so they could check for warrants. The proper response would have been to tell Officer Drug Dog to fuck right off and to then call your lawyer.

Where does he come up with these rhymes?

Can we admit that this is the guy that went through high school dateless and friendless and spent Saturday nights in his bedroom jerking off to the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue vowing revenge on his enemies? My god who knew that getting picked on in gym class would lead to this. For real this guy has had one lay…

Whenever David Tepper isn’t at an owners meeting, all of the other owners should be asking “Where’s David Tepper?”

Lots of people who love capitalism also love slavery. They go hand in hand.
Like seriously, when and where has unregulated and unfettered corporate capitalism ever not tried to turn their work force into slaves, or tried to work them to death.

Israel creates the refugees they refuse to take in. They harden their borders while advocating the opposite for the US. They are the most violently racist nation on earth and their genocide of the Palestinian people can no longer be ignored.

Shortly afterwards, the gator announced that it was forming a union with Hamilton Nolan.

“If You See Something, Say Something” doesn’t seem to have taken into account the fact that we’re a bunch of haughty, prideful, yet fragile/skittish dipshits.

The Obvious worst sauce is A-1. There is no use for the sauce outside making a poorly cooked steak.

That’s Ke$ha.

SHE FUCKING CHANGED HER EYE MAKEUP.