Wait, isn’t that why the ammosexuals stockpile weapons? To fight the cops when they decide it’s time to overthrow the gubmint?

We’d all fare better in a world without murderously racist far-right state actors on every street corner, dumbass.

for years i wanted to make one that said “Left Behind & feelin’ fine!” but i’m afraid no one would get it but me.

We can’t go around giving the poor justice! What will they ask for next? Dignity? The right to breathe free? Pshaw!

“Did I urinate on your rug?”

LOL, such typical Republican behavior. Paid abortions for their mistresses but not any of you sluts.

I’ll tell ya you can get pretty good look at a butcher’s ass but I wouldn’t want to stick my head up there! Wait, it’s gotta be your bull. Shut up, Richard.

Awwww yesssssss I love seeing people take charge of and begin to proactively manage their health issues! Fuck yeah, Mariah!

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It’s funny that the writer and readers of this column are having a problem finding the right headphones for working out when Kinja Deals alerts us all to a deal on Anker wireless sports headphones three to five times a week.

Calling in a bomb threat on a train because some lady didn’t want to put up with your drunken antics? That’s a real... loco motive.

My deep conspiracy theory? The Trump campaign was designed as a money laundering enterprise with no real belief it would succeed. Until it did. Now they are in deep shit.

Screw those losers, I’m all about Tree Bear- you do you tree bear, don’t let the haters tell you spring is here!

Not gay so maybe my take on this is less than needed but always felt Scott Thompson and Amanda Bearse(Marcy from Married with Children) get short changed in the gay history of television(GHT). They were out way before the late nineties when I seem to remember stars coming out being a big deal.

I know this is Splinter but show some respect. He’s our Attorney General, and suggesting he’d make stew out of children is just beyond the pale when his kind is so obviously more inclined to turn them into cookies.

Conservatives control the White House, Congress, the Supreme Court, the majority of state legislatures, the majority of governorships, and run the highest rated cable news channel. Obviously they are being oppressed.

Do not trick me into clicking on a source again thinking it’s going to be a long overdue update on MC Hammer just to feel disappointment when I discover it’s actually about Armie Hammer. I do not give a fuck about Armie Hammer’s tracksuit.

Isn’t Fox News age demo like 55 and up?

Oh he worked for Reagan? At least he has experience advising a doddering old racist bitch.

I wonder where people get the idea for these kind of memes