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Well...no. The argument, laid out by you, was, “Biden is the worst candidate because no one is going to hustle to the polls to vote for a fucking centrist.” Here is why that is untrue:

Please name a progressive Democrat who has won a presidential election in the last 70 years.

They do that a lot. And 36 percent of the time, they rule 9-0. That’s nearly twice as often as they split 5-4.

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Things are really exploding for Lavar right now...

Could you be more specific?

It really was quite a parade...

If you think his Twitter is bad, you should see what he says about some waiters on Yelp.

And beyond that, while it’s hypothetically probable that the Warriors win games with a healthy Durant and Thompson, that very team got beat by 20 when Toronto came to Oracle in the regular season. A full-strength Warriors lost at home to the Suns. With Dragan Bender starting!

OK, but was it new Orange Vanilla Chlorine Dioxide?

I think the way they played in the last two games specifically is probably more important to their legacy than if they’d won again at full strength. 

I’m convinced Ben Shapiro exists so some people can wake up and think, “Oh, here’s someone whose ass I could totally kick!”

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I don’t blame him, with Vince McMahon in the headset the whole damn game. 

There are lots of storylines from last night, but here’s one more: If you get outscored by 36 points from three, you probably ought to lose that game no matter what else happens. 

Well, this article accused him of being a real comedian, so anything’s possible.

Why couldn’t Drake have torn his Achilles? No matter which team you support here, I feel like we can all rally behind that!

I guess we’ll see!

You could be right. But he doesn’t have to score to make a difference. You can’t double Klay or Steph now. You can’t switch Kawhi off of him and onto one of the other shooters. He has passing lanes because of his height that nobody else has.